Dirty cesar

The act of mobbing and robbing someone as you furiously masturbate thinking of a sexy Asian maid. It has to be in a period of no less than 10 minutes. At the end one must cum in the victims hair, disragarding the victim's sex

"hey dude Shawn got a dirty Cesar from an anonymous bystander, he is in therapy now.". "hey let's roll tonight at the bridge doing dirty cesars to innocent bystanders."

by Dadke January 10, 2010

cedar grove

the geographical point of suck. filled with churches and neo-conservatives. home of a crappy school that i go to every day. kiss my ass cedar grove!

"lets go to cedar grove"- person one
"wat? hell no you fag"- person 2

by kiss me where it smells funny April 12, 2005

Cesar Augustus

Cesar Augustus was and to this day still is the master of all things great on not only this planet, but all of the 15 planets of our solar system if my research is corect.... This is the man that most men would love to be like. This is also the man most if not every woman invisions while having sex with another male, a regular mans penis is not capable of doing the things Cesar Augustus's penis is capable of doing to a vagina. Also known as the man.... 1) We pray to at night. 2) We dream of at night. and 3) That will wrap his 45'' flacid penis around our necks in our sleep if we do not comply with the following two rules.

Cody: Hey nick whatd you dream about last night??
Nick: Dude.... obviously i dreamt about.... him....
Cody: Dude if i tell you this dont tell anyone....
Nick: Okay
Cody: I dreamt about this chick sucki....

-Cody does not exist any more after failing to comply with rule number 2
Cesar Augustus knows all....

by Bicholas Nrady September 1, 2010

Rudy Cesaretti

To get a buzz off Cigarette buds at Funeral Homes with Kost.

This weekend was so boring besides the fact that I Rudy Cesaretti'ed

by Derrick West November 29, 2004

Cetard

a term coined by smarks in Internet Wrestling Community to describe an avid John Cena fan (Cena is often an object of criticism among smarks), who doesnt seem to have a logical explanation for their embrace towards Cena, and cant make a decent argument when confronted with a statement questioning their choice.

Cena fans are Cetards.

by Smark April 19, 2006

Celardor

1) J.R.R. Tolkien, an accomplished professional philologist as well as novelist, described "cellar door" as the most beautiful combination of sounds possible in the English language. This is an alternative spelling.

2) Land of the mythical twin Nor'veI cities of Alagasco and Tennegasco

1) Man, 'celardor' doesn't even sound that cool; I don't know what he was talking about.

2) "...and they journeyed for a fortnight and a half deep into the country of Celardor..."

by K Wheezle May 26, 2004

cucarah

Work friendly term for calling a woman a cunt.

Any slang term for a woman such as bitch, whore, slut, cunt, twat.

That lady at the store was a fucking cucarah!

by DDman5 July 31, 2011