Carrot

A cheap, healthy, edible dildo of the vegetable class. Tastes nice in stews or raw. Looks orange and tastes carroty.

"We had beef stew with carrot in it this evening. I enjoyed eating the carrot very much as I had seen it being rubbed in and out of my wife's fud."

by bobwentpop December 27, 2007

carrot cock

When you masturbate with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.

I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to beat off when I was drunk last night. Now I've got fuckin' carrot cock.

by MerkMeister December 27, 2007

Ear-Carrot

A game mostly involving putting carrots in the ears of unsuspecting people and then shouting, "ear-carrot!" that swept the nation in 2009 and early 2010. It was an adaptation of the less popular and less sanitary "Face-Cheese."

Some weirdo on the subway gave me an ear-carrot.

by Plural P July 26, 2018

carrot dick

A penis that is both tapered and has a shrivelled appearance.

The lady fainted at the sight of his diminuitive carrot dick.

by Gareth August 14, 2003

carrot-cake

(noun)

1. A cake made from carrot gratings and walnuts.
2. The term used to describe a girl who has over excessivley fake tanned (carrot) and is wearing too much make up (cake face).

1."OMG, my mum made the best carrot-cake the other day!"
2."Oh great here comes carrot-cake, i reckon you'd need a shovel to find her face."
3."Did you see Craig making out with carrot-cake over there?"

by Noor , xx March 15, 2008

ear carrot

an orange, oblong ear plug resembling a carrot in color and shape.

The concert was incredibly loud, so I stuffed in a couple of ear carrots so I wouldn't lose my hearing.

by olympic1896 August 24, 2018

Baby Carrots

A hi-tech device used to make heterosexual men think homosexual thoughts. Best summed up by Stephen Colbert, who in his book gave baby carrots an 11 out of 10, in how successful they were in trying to turn him gay.

Baby carrots are turning me gay!

by PossumCuber December 7, 2009