cuntorcist

One who performs a cuntorcism.

Guy 1: Geeze my mum is such a cuntasorous !
Guy 2: I think you need a cuntorcism.
Guy 1: Do you know where I can find a cuntorcist ?

by Ric Irish June 11, 2017

cuntolly

The epitome of brown nosing. To be regarded as such you have achieved the lowest level of respect from your colleagues. Normally attributed to the busybody in the office. Typically a glasses wearer. The person that continually tops up the bosses coffee and always brings biscuits on a Friday.

“There’s that Richard fucking Cuntolly sticking his nose in again”

“Of course you made the boss a coffee you’re a fucking cuntolly!”

“You can only see that Cuntolly’s feet he’s so far up the bosses ass!”

by C Untrue November 22, 2017

cupboard

a good hiding place and/or where americans go when a school shooter comes

guy 1: wow is jo still in that cupboard?
guy 2: yeah, joe is keeping her in there until the game is over

by amberlovesmrparkin May 5, 2019

ship cupboard

abi and james in cupboard

ship cupboard moment

by hahahhahahaah February 8, 2021

cuntock

Half cunt, half cock. Denotes a general loathing.

"Joseph Stalin was a total fucking cuntock."

by HBastard October 28, 2005

Cuntonese

Cuntonese is the language spoken mostly by asian women or just really fucking naggy american cunts.......

Or AKA the language spoken by cunts

Crank 2

Wierd-Asian-Girl : Fag boy hit and run ... bb balls

Chev: What is that ? Cuntonese

- Watch the movie to understand

by Mason , Alex December 3, 2010

Cunto McCunterson

A bitchy, whiny male

Hey Cunto McCunterson, shut the fuck up

by KingFlyGuy June 6, 2009