Got cockblocked by mom last night. Amy said she was ready to go all the way, but she went home instead and I got grounded. I might be a virgin for another week yet.
by MrKapper Is Back December 12, 2012
Get the cockblock mug.Noun. In the workplace: A boss (male or female) who says "no" to your creative & efficient idea, because they did not think of it first.
Verb. Operational Cockblocking: the act of getting ahead in the workplace rejecting your idea, but as their means to get ahead later in the future. See Operational Clockblock.
Verb. Operational Cockblocking: the act of getting ahead in the workplace rejecting your idea, but as their means to get ahead later in the future. See Operational Clockblock.
I thought Clockblockers, who can't get laid, only hangout in bars....
But today an Operational Cockblock happened to me.
Where my boss rejected an idea I had, because they thought it was dumb; although the idea would have saved the company millions.
Where a year later........:
Your boss got promoted because they used your idea they "brilliantly suggested"....
......and a week later: you get fired.
;)
But today an Operational Cockblock happened to me.
Where my boss rejected an idea I had, because they thought it was dumb; although the idea would have saved the company millions.
Where a year later........:
Your boss got promoted because they used your idea they "brilliantly suggested"....
......and a week later: you get fired.
;)
by AmusRudedawgg6976 October 16, 2009
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1. The cavalier usage of offroad vehicles by a daring driver.
2. A man who utilises offroad vehicles, specifically Land Rovers, in an aggressive and rugged fashion.
3. An offroad vehicle suitable in its construction for "cockballer" driving.
1. The cavalier usage of offroad vehicles by a daring driver.
2. A man who utilises offroad vehicles, specifically Land Rovers, in an aggressive and rugged fashion.
3. An offroad vehicle suitable in its construction for "cockballer" driving.
"That county 90 is a real cockballer when shes at full bore."
"He's really cockballing that 110 down the green lane today."
"His full tilt approach to that challenge was executed in proper cockballing manner."
"He's really cockballing that 110 down the green lane today."
"His full tilt approach to that challenge was executed in proper cockballing manner."
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