cunt-munching-cluster-fuck

One who eats whores and has sex with them on a regular basis therefore gaining a cluster of diseases.

Not to be confused with a flavor of the popular candy bar "Cluster Fuck"

Mark is such a total cunt-munching-cluster-fuck

by Tobyz911 February 24, 2011

clit clatter

Same as bumping fur. Froppage, French for "rubbing". When two lesbians bump and grind together their vaginas.

It was noisy in the next room from all the clit clatter between my roomates.

by Yo mutha May 14, 2006

clusterfuck

A combination of things going extremely wrong in a short period of time within the same general activity -- caused by stupidity and/or ineptitude.

A polite term using the same initials would be compound fiasco.

This PR fiasco is a gigantic clusterfuck.

by Scandacious March 18, 2004

Mongolian Cluster Fuck

This is of apparent military derivation, American usage: a situation that is so balled up it is beyond description.

The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there.

by J. Bethancourt September 13, 2003

Cluster Text

When someone sends you multiple few word text messages in succession.

Especially when each message is its own complete thought and therefore, each one requires a specific response.

Other Forms: Cluster Texting; Cluster Texter

Ronnie doesn't realize how annoying and confusing it is when he CLUSTER TEXTS people.

by FunnyMrBiggs August 22, 2011

A Cluster Fuck

When there are too many people in a confined space, all of whom have no idea what they are doing. When this happens in a nunnery, it's called a Cloister Fuck.

Any retail establishment on the day after Thanksgiving (Black Friday) is a cluster fuck of the grandest proportions.

by Weehawk30 September 5, 2006

clatter

Irish. meaning to hit/strike someone.

Some arsehole was slagging my girlfriend last night so I took him outside and clattered the shit out of him.

by dave December 28, 2005