tubes are clogged

A network congestion problem affecting one or more websites on the Internets. See also tubes.

Coined after Senator Ted Stevens described the internet as a series of tubes.

Argh! I can't play Counter-Strike tonight, the tubes are clogged!

by Chad H July 25, 2006

Clogston

A man who sells clogs by the ton. Or is very well endowed who clogs women.

clogger western mass clogston

by Doodieballss March 31, 2009

clogistan

The Netherlands

I'm off to Clogistan this weekend

by Moederneuker_thuis September 23, 2009

Clogging Clam

A turd that leads into a more liquified shit.

I thought I was done shitting, but it was just a clogging clam, I was having the runs for hours

by t3mikehere December 2, 2009

clogans froth

Words used when what is truly needed to say is inappropriate; also used when no other words can describe the situation.

"Clogans Froth! (Oh shit!) I just fell for the invisible staple again"

"Go Clogans that Froth"

"Your clogans froth smells like vinegar!"

by Poop Crew October 7, 2012

Clognozzle

The dry bit of lotion that hangs to the tip of the bottle's nozzle

Dude, your bottle has a huge clognozzle

by Grcu November 6, 2015

cloggy style

Noun:

A seemingly frustrating sexual position, involving constipation due to too much doggy style and froggy style(and any other "__oggy" style for that matter). One or both partners can constipated with usually a combination between feces and cum. This may also involve "sick sex", where one or both partners is congested in the nasal area, but instead of shit and cum. It can be a combo of snot and cum. Heavy breathing is almost indefinite when it comes to cloggy style, as the horny couple tries to catch breath by mouth breathing.

Yeah, my wife's asshole was congested, until i combined cloggy style and doggy style, and she came so good, the bitch blew her boogers all over the pillow; and she ran to the bathroom right when i pulled my dick out.

by Pseudonym1987 March 30, 2016