Joosting my clog

Dutch slang for rubbing one out, similar to cranking your hog.

Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog

by ValentineTittyBoy March 28, 2025

Clit Clogging

Its like blue balling but for females

Dude 1: Yeo bro I just clit clogged Jazmine bro Dude 2: Clit clogging?... fuck is that Dude 1: Nigga its like blue balling Dude 2: Ohhhh I get it I be clit clogging my sister Dude 1: Nigga what!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by WormNibbaSupreme April 9, 2019

hanger clog

When your wire clothes hangers get all up in each others' sh!@$, ruining yours in the process.

Damn, it would have taken just a minute to clean out my closet if it wasn't for the massive hanger clog I found down by my shoes. There was a mini hanger clog happening with the hangers on the rod, too.

by MonikerZ March 24, 2011

Drain Clog

A drain clog is the action of not being able to poop because of the build-up of excess lube that dried up.

Man I should go to the doctor to have him look at my drain clog

by DancingPot June 9, 2019

Clogging

The act of force exiting an online PVP session the moment you are about to lose, displaying a high level of cowardice and lack of integrity.

"Moist Ciabatta was caught clogging and lying about accidentally turning his router off."

by Door Knob Cleptomaniac July 25, 2022

clinky clogs

A horse.

Giddy up, old clinky clogs!

by higstudios January 20, 2025

Clog

The misspelled version of vlog, clog is a superior spelling of the word to show one’s literary knowledge yet is commonly mocked as being a misspelling.

“Welcome to my tasting clog, today we’ll be tasting and grading Walmart popsicles”

Person A- “Clog isn’t a word you can’t use it in scrabble”
Person B- “You have just revealed you’re own literary incompetence Person A”

by DrunkSnail September 30, 2022