He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.
I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!
I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
by Giannaserafino July 17, 2014
by Mvrcv December 22, 2016
Noun: The name and leader of a cult of followers that have the belief that the world was created by a cactus.
Someone: what the heck are you promoting
Me: Jeremy the cactus, who else?
Someone: who?
Me: come with me and you'll see, a world of a cactus's creation
Me: Jeremy the cactus, who else?
Someone: who?
Me: come with me and you'll see, a world of a cactus's creation
by Hunter01 February 06, 2019
by Pickle tickle June 16, 2015
The answer that an irritated Arizona dweller gives when presented with the all-too-common question, "What do people do in Arizona? (Or something along those lines)", a question that is generally asked by a naive non-Arizona resident. Whether or not cactus-hopping is truly practiced in Arizona remains a mystery, but it does make for a good way to silence people who think their state is cooler than Arizona.
"What will I do when I go back to Arizona for the summer? Why, go cactus-hopping of course!"
"Ow, my foot hurts. I must've done too much cactus-hopping in Arizona."
"The only activity that matches the coolness of cactus-hopping is gila-monster-catching!"
"Ow, my foot hurts. I must've done too much cactus-hopping in Arizona."
"The only activity that matches the coolness of cactus-hopping is gila-monster-catching!"
by EnlighteningSD September 09, 2007
by Gabe McDanielTrim January 01, 2012