Bunk Bed

A place where no one will ever have sex.

Girl 1: I really wanted to have sex with him but when i saw his bunk bed I went home.

Girl 2: Yea the same thing happened to me too but i just made him get rid of the top bunk, so it was just a normal bed.

Bunk Bed by Noahakmen November 16, 2009

bunk false combo 

When something (i.e. situation or person) appears to be enjoyable from a distance. Yet, when seen up close the situation/person is whack.

"Dude, on the dance floor she was banging. But, the next morning I picked her up...and in the daylight she was a total bunk false combo."

bunk false combo by Motek July 29, 2005

bunk blaster 

To cop a wristie on a bunk bed. Very common in backpacker hostels and performed frequently by dutch girls.

I copped an aggressive dry bunk blaster from a Dutch chick at the backpackers last night

bunk blaster by T- Slug February 15, 2010

Bunk Habit 

1 (conjunction) When one's getting their sleep on.

2 (adjective) To describe one whom is asleep.

Interchangeable with *The bunk habit

No worries, he just gots a case of da bunk habit

Bunk Habit by Shagmelon April 16, 2011

Bunk Order 

a pizza order that you don't plan to pick up; a pizza order to a false address; sending a pizza delivery to a person you don't like

Friend #1: " Wanna do some Bunk Orders to Chris's house?"

Friend #2: " Yeah Chris ditched me last night, so we'll get him back with a Bunk Order"

Bunk Order by Bunk Orderer March 23, 2012

bunk dose

Bad or weak hit of acid.

"Man, that asshole sold me a bunk dose."

bunk dose by Funthrax February 3, 2007

Bunk Funk

When you jerk off in bed and you are too lazy to care where you cum, you inevitably squirt your juices in your sheets. You then get tired and fall asleep, bam, a week later you've got a bad case of bunk funk.

Guy #1: "Dude, what are those crusty white patches on your sheets?"
Guy #2: "Damn I forgot to clean that shit after I was whacking the weasel."
Guy #1: "That's right bitch, now you've got a rancid case of bunk funk."

Bunk Funk by Moonnite July 9, 2009