Shagmelon's definitions

Nigger

Nigger isn't a racial term, it means spatula, and a spatula is a cooking utensil.

I'm preparing eggs and I cannot find your nigger. Check the silverware drawer, I believe I have three of them.

When cooking flapjacks, I use a select nigger, it's choice.

I've destroyed my best pan with a metal nigger.

by shagmelon August 22, 2011

JFK

This is when someone is AFK so long it is assumed they are a dead president.

no one responding on IRC!

dats alright they prolly just JFK

by Shagmelon May 7, 2011

ila

i.l.a. "I laugh aloud" coined with the purpose to replace the often overused lol and especially LOL

wtf jarboe?! ila

by Shagmelon April 16, 2011

ntmyt

Nice to meet you too.

Example 1:
"shucks! I am unsure on the proper usage of

too and to, but it is very nice too meet you!"

"yo ntmyt"

Example 2:
"Nice to meet you!"
"ntmyt"
"what?"
"I'm so hasty!

by Shagmelon April 16, 2011

Bunk Habit

1 (conjunction) When one's getting their sleep on.

2 (adjective) To describe one whom is asleep.

Interchangeable with *The bunk habit

No worries, he just gots a case of da bunk habit

by Shagmelon April 16, 2011

you no

Not to be confused with you know. This is a command to be followed by a period. Often used in debates to interrupt someone mid-rebuttal. Note you no is commonly follow by me yes.

...well actually, in Genesis to Revela....

You no. Me yes. Dummy I was talking about the band.

by Shagmelon April 16, 2011

me yes

Term to recede you no. Used to proceed a rebuttal in debates and conversation. Also denotes victory in debates.

...yeah bro but that Megan Fox is so...

Beautiful yes. Amazingly attractive...she can't act, you no. Me yes

by Shagmelon April 16, 2011