Four Burner Stove

A metaphor used to describe a person's love life. Different love interests are placed on different burners, which can then be turned up or down depending on the owner of the stove's interest in that person from day-to-day.

Four Burner Stove theory states that the healthiest beings have four, and only four, burners lit at a time regardless of their relationship status.

Cody looked so hot last night, his burner's flame went from low to high on my Four Burner Stove.

by Basecamp Badger March 16, 2009

back burner relationship

friends that you are attracted to, that you flirt with and stay close to, so if in the future you're interested in hooking up there's the option to. this is very common while dating someone, and are usually the "just friends" that people cheat with.

Lynn: he's in florida though, so he'll just be a back burner relationship, cause my attention is focused on Will.
Alicia: yea, so then when Will turns out to be an asshole you'll have someone to fall back on.
Lynn: or just hook up with.

by sotrue October 19, 2005

brunette

The best way to be. Contrary to popular opinion, it is brunettes who have the most fun, not blondes, because we actually understand what's going on around us.

Wow, that girl is HOT man!! Toosh, buxom, looks AND she understands what I'm sayin'!
Yeah, whatcha expect? She's a brunette dude!

by 100%brunette February 13, 2004

bunsen burner

Cockney slang for "nice little earner"

Meaning a task where the financial payoff exceeds the effort involved.

Shortened to "Buns" by Ricky Gervais in "The Office" much to the bewilderment of those present.

Doing some overtime tonight, pays double time, should be a bunsen burner mate.

by Grug February 11, 2005

Burner

A handgun

Darzel took the burner to school because there was a gang after him.

by cj October 11, 2003

christine brunner

wacking two guys off while giving another head, all at the same time.

i walked into the room and she was giving a christine brunner.

by britbritbritbritbritbrit1234 June 9, 2009

rice burner

Any automobile of asian origen which has been carelessly modifyed by a person with an IQ equal to the capacity of the gas tank. Usually classifyed by a paint job that would have blind men running to gouge their eyes out, enough Nitrous Oxide to make Hiroshima duck and cover, and an exhast pipe that would appear to have enough diameter to launch a watermelon over the Effiel Tower.

Recommended location for such a phenomenon:

Under the tire of a vehicle that actually is more threatening and powerful than an electric razor

Nuf said...

by Gurt March 18, 2004