brother micah

a preacher that wanders east coast university campuses. usually yells a lot about how girls today are all sluts, smokers are going to hell, how everyone masturbates, and that pretty much everyone who's not him is going to hell.

he also sucks a dick real good for cheap.

"Hey, did you see brother micah on campus today?"
"No, but I did see him alone in a secluded back alley, he gave me the best blowjob ever for $5!!!"

by yoduh99 October 3, 2007

Jonas Brothers Suck

A tested and proven fact. This band is so abysmally terrible that it would be funny if their "music" wasn't so god damn annoying. If you are a fan of the Jonas Brothers, then you are a tasteless individual who probably has no idea what real music is (see also: Jonas Brothers Fan).

Incredibly rudimentary guitar work, basic and stale drumming and ultra annoying, nasal-as-fuck vocals are what the Jonas Brother's "music" is composed of. It's not original or innovative in the slightest, either.

More proof that the Jonas Brothers suck, as though it was really necessary, is the fact that their fan base is almost entirely retarded. Just check through the comments on any of the many hate videos scattered throughout Youtube. Even scarier still is the fact that some fans actually actively seek out these videos just to attack them... and they say us haters have no lives. Ironic, huh?

by Wormaldson August 4, 2009

My brother in Christ

what you call someone before you call them out on their problems/hypocrisy

My mom: I don't like all the cleavage you have.

Me: My brother in Christ, you gave it to me.

by consumerstellular June 11, 2022

brooks brothers

One of the few high-quality clothing companies for serious hardworking businessmen, not obnoxious drug-addicted preppies. It's a well-kept secret, and will hopefully remain that way!

I just got a beautiful Seersucker Suit at Brooks Brothers.

by jdlbbson April 14, 2006

My brother in Christ

Used to replace jokes containing the N-word

Dudes be like “Subway Sucks”
My brother in Christ you made the sandwich

by YouGotCoconutMalled April 14, 2022

Brother Issues

When someone says “I have brother/sister issues” they mean they crave brotherly/sisterly love. They crave someone to make fun of, someone to hate, someone to love, someone to talk about to their parents, someone to share things with, to share everything with. Anyone can have brother issues.

A- “Damn he has brother issues”

B- “Yeah makes sense. He’s an only child”

by I’m A Dinosaur 🦕 March 15, 2022

chicken brothel

1. a chicken farm run by large American franchise restaurants that cram as many steroid fed chickens as possible into an unhealthy environment to increase their financial bottom line. These franchises have little or no regard for public health.

I ain't eating that shit bird from a chicken brothel, so don't go to KFC.

by fotofly December 5, 2010