chopping broccoli

cutting up cocaine into lines for snorting

What did you do last night?
I was up all night chopping broccoli.

by chubbyrain October 14, 2003

Dirty Broccoli

While fucking a girl Doggy style or from behind, You take a stalk of broccoli and stick it in her ass with the flower sticking out. when you jizz you jizz on the broccoli and than proceed to eat it out of her ass.

OMG dude I cant believe jim gave me a dirty broccoli.

by CRZY-C March 4, 2010

broccoli

when someone tries ta front on you and sell you what he claims ta be dro but in actuality is bogus and aint even weed.

i'm in this new hood, and ask some nigga wher i could find some dro' he pulls out some broccoli, won't even let me smell it sayin' he wants a C-note for it.

by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004

Broccoli Blasted

When at a party, your friend passes out from having to much to drink and you then proceed to place broccoli or other assorted fruits or vegetables on top of them to leave them waking up wildly confused.

jake:dude you were gone last night
brandon: ya i woke up with fruit and shit all over me
jake: haha that was svenny. you got broccoli blasted bro.

by piggymcoink March 18, 2011

broccoli

Weed,marijuana, pot, tree🌴🌴
Aka my favorite song by D.R.A.M featuring lil'Yatchy

" all she wanna do is roll that broccoli "🌿

by laura.slays March 11, 2017

Beef and broccoli

Slang for smoking weed and eating munchies in Hawaii.

Hey brah, you like beef and broccoli with me?

by Kauai-kimo October 24, 2018

Broccoli Argument

The attempt during a debate to use a comparison between two weakly related items to make a point that any intelligent individual would immediately dismiss as laughable.

Jon used the broccoli argument to counter critics of abortion by saying: "Just to be on the safe side, don't masturbate anymore, you'll be committing genocide when you throw the tissue away"

Justice Antonin Scalia originated the broccoli argument while debating the Affordable Healthcare for America act: "Could you define the market — everybody has to buy food sooner or later, so you define the market as food, therefore, everybody is in the market; therefore, you can make people buy broccoli" -

by MadScribe September 4, 2012