Breakfast of Champions

Cold pizza and beer left over from the night before. May or may not include a cigarette.

After the party, I had no cash for a real breakfast. I had to eat the Breakfast of Champions and hope it would hold me until I could hit up an ATM.

by AnonPa December 6, 2013

Breakfast Orgy

A Breakfast Orgy (also known as a B.O.) is when a party of more than 3 people engage in sexual activities while enjoying a variety of breakfast foods. This may only occur between the hours of 6 and 10:30am. (Specifically during the hours that Chick-fila serves breakfast)

John: Bro, let's invite Susan to our Breakfast Orgy on Wednesday.

Jim: Ok, but tell her not to bring those muffins again. I'm lactose intolerant.

by Bob7145 October 13, 2016

Cowboy Breakfast

A quick, high-protein, solo, breakfast (or anytime) meal option where you throw your legs up and jack off into your mouth.

I was running low on fuel and had to get moving, so i settled for the Cowboy Breakfast.

by Edgar Christianson February 2, 2017

Breakfast Theater

Watching your very sexy girlfriend/boyfriend undress and dress in the morning as she/he is getting ready to go to work. Or, if you're a Peeping Tom, watching your sexy neighbor dress and undress in the morning.

My girlfriend is so hot. She performed Breakfast Theater for me while I was eating my Cheerios.

I can't go to work without watching Breakfast Theater first. My neighbor has a hot body!

by wandafish April 8, 2010

Asian Breakfast Wakeup

It is often understandably confused with the "Kentucky Slap" and the "Italian Breakfast Wakeup." One pours soy sauce over a sleeping individual's head. Another slaps globs of Wasabi in the face of the sleeping person. Another person smacks live squids against the head of the sleeping person until the squids break releasing their ink. Another group, typically large chats in loud incoherent Asian in a dialect you are unsure of, but baffles you nevertheless. Another Asian man bangs a gong repeatedly while and old Asian man sings songs of his homeland.

That Asian Breakfast Wakeup left Mt eyes burning, my face sticky, and I was unable to see from all the ink. The sound alone was overwhelming and infuriating.

by ChevayChase April 11, 2015

Bring Me The Breakfast

Sexual intercourse usually done in the morning or the time breakfast is served. During dominating play, saying "Bring me the Breakfast" means get naked and get over here, were fucking.

Man, Jake is so submissive. Did you see how quickly his dick was out after Elena said "Bring Me The Breakfast".

by AN0SEater December 21, 2020

let the poppers pop and the breakers break

I don't know, but I'd like to.

To be MC's, we got what it takes
Let the poppers pop and the breakers break
We're cool cool cats, it's like that

King of Rock
-Run D.M.C

by theFlagShopIsOutOfStock March 27, 2009