A random girl texts you saying she's down to give you a blowjob. You ask your roommate to give you the room but he denies it, so you decide to go to the building's storage room with the girl instead. Your roommate is so adamant in not letting you get head, so he follows you all the way down to the storage room. Even though you manage to get into the storage room with the girl and lock it, your roommate, who is a master locksmith, decides to start picking the lock. Right as you are about to nut, he cracks the lock, and you end up nutting all over him. In a fit of rage, you start deepthroating your roommate in order to take out your anger for him messing up your blowjob. Then he starts to retaliate, so you decide to strangle him to death. A few more moments later, your roommate chomps your entire cock off. Instead of giving up, you put all your strength into keeping his jaw jocked shut, and in the end, he ends up suffocating to death from your severed cock deepthroating him all while the girl who just sucked you off is watching from the side.
by royalnegus812 December 2, 2024
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Person 1: Have you seen Burger Brawl?
Person 2: Yes, It's very hilarious
Person 3: My favorite character if Fio
Person 1:
Person 2:
Person 3: What?
*Person 1 and 2 beat up Person 3*
Person 2: Yes, It's very hilarious
Person 3: My favorite character if Fio
Person 1:
Person 2:
Person 3: What?
*Person 1 and 2 beat up Person 3*
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today i went to starbucks and was laptop brawling with hella people
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Bro: ey brah you wanna get in a bro brawl
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Brah: I concur.
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Bro: I willingly agree to get involved in this argumentative intoxicated settlement involving physical contact.
Brah: I concur.
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