Bowser

1. A cross of a turtle and a dinosaur.

2. A person who is a fat ass and kiddnaps princesses as a hobby.

1. That turtle and dinosaur had a baby bowser!

2. Princesses Toadstool, Zelda, and Bubblegum were all kiddnapped by a bowser!

by pooploser64 January 13, 2013

Comatose Bowser

During the act of love making the male partner beats the female with the clock radio until she reaches a comatose state. The male partner then makes a hospital visit to sneak dog semen into the female partners IV.

"Wow Sally sure looks rough after recieving that viscious comatose bowser from Gary".

by Blake Cooper December 12, 2008

Bowsette

A fanmade character who appeals to homosexuals

I didn't know Bowsette was this popular

Friend: Yeah thank the homosexuals

by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018

Bowser

A fire breathing turtle that somehow always gets his ass kicked by an Italian plumber. He also is sexually obsessed with princess Peach to the point where he'll capture her hundreds of times, even if he knows he'll end up getting an ass whoopin' every time.

Peach: "Why do you always capture me? You know Mario is just gonna kick your ass again like he always does."
Bowser: "Shut up, maybe this time it will be different."

by Dubiks August 25, 2018

ski bossed

To get a blowjob from a broad with little to no effort

"You mean Sarah? Oh, that one chick from the party last night.. She got ski bossed."

by Green Eyes Dose September 19, 2007

Bowled

When someone steals your bowl, leaving you with nothing to smoke out of.

Guy 1: Some kyke stole my bowl last night and I couldn't bake.

Guy 7: HA, you got bowled.

by Callmetheduck September 28, 2014

Bowser

A derogatory term used to lash out at those who dislike the conventional girl-next-door.

Person A: I'm not really a Lindsay Lohan fan-
Person B: I'LL BOWSER YO ASS

by Mario Party April 7, 2007