beardsen

Jensen Ackles beard

Beardsen is amazing.
The beard has a name - Beardsen.

by Aquarius127 February 15, 2021

Ear Beards

ear beards- excessive hair on the outside of the eards forming miniature beards or 'eards'

Webb needs to trim his ear beards before they get too long

by caison123 January 9, 2012

Shark Uterus Board

An often heard/misheard derivative of Charcuterie Board. A Shark Uterus or Sharkutery Board is often present at gatherings where food is served buffet style. The board generally consist of meats (especially smoked fish), cheese and occasionally nuts or preserves.

This jocular term is prevalent and was made popular in the Pacific Northwest of North America and is thought to have originated in the town of Ketchikan Alaska (which holds the title of salmon capital of the world).

Anita's shark uterus board was the delight of her hungry dinner guests.

Stacy always made very certain to stock her shark uterus board with the choicest of smoked salmon.

by Deermountain Sage February 3, 2022

Disinformation Governance Board

(Abbreviated DGB): modern version of the ministry of truth as defined by George Orwell's 1984

If you're concerned about living under Stalin's KGB, you should be well concerned about the disinformation governance board and its activities.

by Sexydimma May 1, 2022

Beardstache

A mix between a beard and a mustache, a circular looking style of facial hair.

Wow Ben I like your beardstache.
Your beardstache looks very nice today Ben.

by RORO6692 September 22, 2010

Beardsome

Adjective: used to describe someone who has rugged good-looks highlighted by a thick beard; often attributed to those who profit from their overall beardliness, particularly in the art of mating; a negative term to describe good-looking men with beards by feminine little pansies that cannot grow beards, or even a respectable stache.

Girl 1: Look at that lumberjack looking guy over there. He's so hot.

Girl 2: He's quite a beardsome individual, isn't he?


Dude, you're looking rather beardsome today. Congrats.

by Beardsome April 10, 2009

beardspiracy

a conspiracy against those who have beards or other facial hair and can involve anti behavior towards those with beards.

"I didn't get that promotion at work because there is a beardspiracy against me"

by bmeng June 1, 2009