mlk blockian

a dialect spoken by individuals who live on the corner of mlk and bishop. most common uses include adding "and shit" onto the end of a sentence. "mass" is also a popular adjective. also, the addition of "ass" onto anyone's name is fairly common.

this is how to speak mlk blockian:
we've got mass bitches over here.
that chair looks all haggard and shit.
get your common ass in here.
quit bogarting all those freckles.
we're bout to dipset.

by common ass January 16, 2007

Blackpink paved the way

A lie. A fucking lie. :)

john : blackpink paved the way!

Me and everyone else that isn't fucking dumb : didn't know you were such a liar john. Bye. Goodbye

Me and everyone else that isn't dumb : bts paved the way.

by Dicksarefuckinguseless September 15, 2021

C- Blocking

the intentional act of preventing a possible hook-up

Stephanie stop fucking C- Blocking your brother

by dRunKnChiEf June 28, 2008

lane blocking

the practice of preventing another driver from changing lanes. specifically, when a driver wants to change lanes while through-travelling, but finds himself stuck behind slower traffic, he may wish to pass the other vehicle. a lane blocker, however, will find a way to keep the passing driver stuck in postition, making it impossible for the passing driver to get around safely. usually this is a passive action, as opposed to on-ramp blocking or offramp blocking; often the offending driver is unaware of the faster car wanting to go past (often because the offender is talking on a cell phone.)

eric: come on man, just pass this truck! we're going to be late for the concert!
derrick: i can't pass him! the damned avalon in front of us is lane blocking me!
eric: flash your high-beams to get his attention!
derrick: i tried, but he's talking on his cell phone! must be more important than driving safely.
eric: what a dumbass bastard}!

by earpuller July 2, 2006

Bro Blocking

Bro Blocking is a fine art in which one of the male gender stops another male, or bro, from doing something cool.

"Chad was totally bro blocking me when I tried to play guitar hero. I was about to plug it in when he turned on Elton John live in concert".

by danweick October 27, 2008

kike blocking

The act of jewish parents forbidding a relationship of their child with a non jew.

Her parents are kike blocking because i'm a not a jew. They told her she had to break up with me.

by non-jew and proud October 23, 2010

Doc Blocking

Variation on the phrase cock blocking where a doctor is prevented from carrying out a medical procedure usually due to a hospital administrator or lack of patient consent.

"I was going to try the new experimental treatment but the patient's parents are totally doc blocking me."

by Alejandro89 March 7, 2009