bert mccracken 

Very talented vocalist for the band the Used..oh and by the way, I met him at the Wraped tour..lets just say humping his leg isn't all it's cracked up to be

bert mccracken by Sandra September 12, 2003

BERT MCCRACKEN 

Brother of Phil

Hey, aren't you Phil's brother?

BERT MCCRACKEN by fdslkj February 1, 2004

Bert McCracken 

One of the worst lead singers in a band besides Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance. Bert McCracken looks like he smells.I wouldn't be surprised if he did. He is the lead singer for one of the worst bands in the world,The Used. The dude is on so much drugs that he can't sit down and be interviewed like a normal person should be.

There is rumors that Bert and Gerard had or are in a relationship. Neither one of them have denyed it.

Some random girl-ISN'T BERT McCRACKEN A SEXY BEAST!!!!!11111

Me-He is about as sexy as a piece of shit.

Bert McCracken by SLJ July 28, 2008

bert kaempfert 

Bert Kaempfert conducted a jazz orchestra and wrote many famous songs. He recorded from 1958 to 1980. His career as a conductor began in post-war Germany, where he heard the GI's V- discs, and decided to make similar music, using his considerable education in music.

Bert Kaempfert's Original Gold Records include "Wonderland by Night" and "Moon Over Naples (Spanish Eyes)."

bert kaempfert by F.A.S. November 25, 2013

Bert McCracken 

a useless untalented meth head

Bert McCracken is such a drug addict

Bert McCracken by Northstar56 February 24, 2020

Bert-reading 

Reading of a petition perform before signing it, to find out if you should support it or not, although the title is convincing. It's the final stage before signing a petition.

X: Did you just sign that petition ?
Y: Yes, why ?
X: You know better! Please do a bert-reading next time!!
Y: Why ?
X: Petitions can be very powerful and being attention to issues that we don’t know about... but I really need you to read some of these before signing. Some of them don’t be saying nothing and actually detract from grassroots organizations that are already doing the work.

Bert-reading by jhumigas June 6, 2020

Bert Alert 

When an emergency meeting is called and you get a boner

Shit! uhhhh... bert alert...

Bert Alert by Bert alert October 28, 2020