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bert kaempfert

Bert Kaempfert conducted a jazz orchestra and wrote many famous songs. He recorded from 1958 to 1980. His career as a conductor began in post-war Germany, where he heard the GI's V- discs, and decided to make similar music, using his considerable education in music.

Bert Kaempfert's Original Gold Records include "Wonderland by Night" and "Moon Over Naples (Spanish Eyes)."

by F.A.S. November 25, 2013

Yes Chef!

A gleeful, sarcastic response used to mock an authority figure giving unreasonable instructions or non-constructive feedback.

Meatbag: What are you waiting for? That tank isn't going to stab itself to death with a butter knife!
Respondent: Yes Chef!

Jackass: This is fucking terrible! Do better next time.
Respondent: Yes Chef!

by F.A.S. November 23, 2022