Bedazzled

To ejaculate on a female's back before sprinkling glitter on it.

I just bedazzled my girl and it was fabulous!

by Mtregi May 21, 2015

bedacles

Taking the name of the ancient greek god of the scrotum "Bedacles"(beh-da-klees), this word for testicles or balls should not be used in mixed company. Instead, the more formal word bedous (beh-dooz) should be substitued.

"You've got some set of bedacles, Bill!"

"Aren't Bill's bedous hairy, Gloria?"

by POL August 12, 2003

Bedalien

Bee-Deyl-Ee-Un
Someone from the very small place called Bedale in North Yorkshire, one of the, "dales", of Yorkshire. Any Bedalien entering Northallerton, (or N-Town) is referred to as such because they hail from Bedale, a distant place that people only stray to when they are old and are bored of actually doing something on a Friday or Saturday night (Even though it's only 8 miles away from N-Town).

N-Townie 1: You can tell those lot at the bus stop outside the Nag's Head are Bedaliens, they're all chavs.

N-Townie 2: Yeah, most of them have just signed on at the jobcentre too.

by Bagginski November 10, 2009

beddars

someone who takes much enjoyment out of trying to ruin the lives of afro-japanese people

"why is that guy thwoing flaming sushi at a gollywog"

"he's beddars mate!"

by big ieu April 25, 2010

bedazzling

1.V; To post low effort snark early in a comment section in an attempt to derail a discussion before it has begun.

2.V; To repeatedly focus on minor details during a debate in order to grind down an opponent

I was so effective bedazzling that subreddit that I completely killed it in less than a year

by FireTheCannons June 15, 2018

beidoulmao

a sexy mf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! alpha, discord mod

Did Beidoulmao really just say that Le0zgutz was in heat?!

by MailmanCryptid July 27, 2021

loaf bedazzlement

When one defecates into a glass display case containing precious metals or gemstones. When the Loaf rolls down into the case and comes to rest, jewelry sticks to, resulting in Loaf Bedazzlement.

"Wow, Keith took a dump in that case of diamonds. I didn't know he was into Loaf Bedazzlement!"

by Misterpowercups March 17, 2010