jizz bandit

The unknown entity responsible for the existance of a mysterious white substance on an object (e.g. couch, floor, dashboard).

(noticing a puddle of white stuff on the floor at the base of the stairs) ... Watch your step! Looks like we got a visit from the jizz bandit.

by plez January 27, 2009

Wet Bandits

The two theifs on Home Alone, Marv and Harry who leaves the water on in every house.

Marv: Remember, we're the wet bandits.
Harry: Shut Up!

by coolperson21 September 26, 2011

chocolate bandit

Where you dip your balls into chocolate syrup and place them on ones eyes to create a bandit like mask.

I heard jake did a chocolate bandit on kyra.

by dizz85 May 05, 2009

beer bandit

At a bar when the waiter/waitress takes your beer/drink before you have completely finished it. Usually happening while you are outside smoking.

Guy: Hey! That beer bandit took my drink, I still had a few sips left!

by Shann481 March 08, 2007

bum bandit

A gay person.

There are lots of bum bandits in the Castro.

by Dr. arp June 21, 2009

beastly bandit

Frefers to someone of extreme awsomeness that was known after the original The Notorious B15

G-Daddy: Damn "ninja" I just saw iron man that guy is a total Beastly Bandit
Brandon : True dat but he got nothin on the original

by The Bandit, B15 June 27, 2008

hamper bandit

One who feels the need to steal women's used panties.

Dave is such a hamper bandit. I found him looking through his mom's hamper for used panties.

by sexysatie February 01, 2006