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balgoss

A species of hulking creatures that have a bulky body and a long back that is covered with a protective shell, huge arms with hands and feet with four long claws, a knobby head, unhinged jaws with sharp teeth, short tail, white eyes, a pig snout, and has a horrible guttural scream. They living subterranean caverns or abandoned castles.
The balgoss is a terrible creature indeed!
by Givmefweedum September 23, 2021
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balgoss

An imaginary nightmarish demon that represents everything wrong with civilization.

They are often described as towering beasts that have a thick and tough body covered with a protective shell, huge arms with hands and feet with four long claws, a knobby bald head, unhinged jaws with razor-sharp teeth, short tail, white eyes, a pig snout, and has a horrible growl that is sometimes annoying, and piggish appetite and will eat anything bigger than itself.

It was the name of the second boss in the classic arcade game Three Wonders released by Capcom in 1991.
The balgoss is blamed for destroyed farms, eaten or missing livestock, and economic loss in society.
by Type2GenomeManiac September 24, 2021
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Ballon D'Or

French translation for Golden Balls. Usually used in a context where you had so much sexual intercourse your balls turned into gold. Also a easy way to identify a philanderer.
Guy 1 : "aye this nigga got the Ballon D'Or!"
Guy 2 : "wow i wish i had them too"
by kudasaixc November 1, 2023
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Rocky Balboa

A type of beverage. Made by emulsifying an entire egg in a shot glass, doing so another 3 times, slugging back all 4 while receiving numerous haymaker punches to the torso, and winning the title match.
"Yeah man I made a Rocky Balboa last night, I ended up beating up a bunch of dudes in an alleyway.
by Spectralknight January 23, 2021
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BROWN BALLON KNOT

BROWN BALLON KNOT IS A BUTT HOLE!

BECAUSE IF YOU LOOK AT A BUTTHOLE IT LOOKS LIKE A BALLON KNOT!!
LIKE AY THAT GIRL IS SO SEXY IMMA TONGUE PUNCH HER BROWN BALLON KNOT!
by AZNPAINTRAIN July 5, 2021
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The Water Ballon

The act of an uncircumcised man pinching off the excess skin on his anteater and peeing for the purpose of filling his now water tight turtleneck. Then, when his new found weapon is about to burst, he releases his grip drenching his target in warm golden venom!
Billy has been a real ass lately, the next time that clown mouths off... He's getting The Water Ballon
by ChangoUnchained December 2, 2013
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Off Da Balcony

When someone performs a hanious act and punishment is necessary, they are forcefully thrown off da balcony.
D-Block drank too much celebrating the 2001 Colorado Avalanche Stanley Cup win and pisses off Chris’ balcony. Chris the proceeds to throw D-Block off da balcony.
by Shenyunforever June 2, 2018
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