baker's couple

when you go out for a couple of drinks but you actually have between 3 and lots

Wife: "How many drinks did you have tonight?"
Me: "A couple"
Wife: "Really?"
Me: "Well, a baker's couple"

by Mackinator September 30, 2015

Bacteria John

A mass of bacteria who was only featured in the Talking Bacteria John app. A bacteria that also adores aspirin, donuts, syringes and laughing crazy. Is also a member of ISIS. Has many brothers names John, John and John.

We must all praise our dark overlord Bacteria John and sacrifice syringes and aspirin to him.

by Emperor Fraise October 28, 2020

Flying Baker

Flying Baker (a) a U. S. Navy signal meaning "keep off" - read more But according to a former Navy sailor, the flag was red and - well, I'll let him explain: "Hi, Harry! I was referred to your site by an article in the current (Sept. 2003) issue of the British magazine Prospect. The article is by Shereen El Feki, healthcare correspondent for The Economist, and is titled 'A Quarterly Curse?' Just for curiosity, I looked for one of the terms I was familiar with, 'Flying Baker' and thought I'd give you a little extra information. When I was in the U.S. Navy during World War II, the spoken names for the first four letters of the alphabet were ABLE, BAKER, CHARLIE, DOG. (they're now ALFA, BRAVO, CHARLIE, DELTA). The signal flag for the letter 'B' was, and still is, all red.

Flying Bravo the wife of a retired Coast Guard member writes, "The word "bravo" is used when refueling or loading ammunition, and they fly a big red flag when doing so . . . ." (May 2001)

When a sailor returned from visiting his wife or girl friend on liberty or shore leave, and was asked whether he got laid had sexual intercourse, he might have replied, 'No, she was "Flying Baker".' He wasn't referring to the signal 'Keep Off' (I'm not familiar with the flag being used in that context), but to the color of menstrual blood, the same color as the 'B' signal flag. I wonder whether U.S. Navy sailors nowadays reply to the same question, 'No, she was "Flying Bravo".' Sincerely, ****, ex-Chief Petty Officer, U.S. Navy" (August 2003)

by Roniliptus March 17, 2010

Troy Baker

He voices everyone...every single person...you can't escape him
He even voices you, the person reading this

Oh look its Troy Baker!
Well of course it is! He's everyone

by ConbroDEEtions February 18, 2021

Every level in the Backrooms I can name

Tutorial
Habitable Zone
Pipe Dreams
Electrical Station
Abandoned Office
Terror Hotel
Lights Out
Thalassophobia
Cave System
The Suburbs
Field of Wheat
Endless City
Matrix
The Infinite Apartments
Paradise
Futuristic Halls
Altered Topography
Memories
Attic Floorboard
Warehouse
Numbered Doors
The Petrified Garden
The Moon
Arcade!
Otherworldly
The Bunker Springs
Stormstone Keep
Skating Rink
Sewer System
An Empty Car Park
The Airport
Welcome to the Jungle
Fold Point
The Enchanted Forest
Roller Rockin' Pizza!
Draining Darkness
Abyss Inc.
Trenches of Grime
The Moribund Highway
Swamp Waters
Bakery Desire
The Eater
The Road Trip of Affliction
Void Basement
Gallium Caves
Zoological Office
Sunken Submarine
Motion
Downtown Diner
Ghoul Town
Silent Sounds
Mall or No Mall?
Singularity
Math Class
Skazka
Do I Have To Name This Sh*t?
Bee of the Bird of the Moth
Golden Gai
Historical Horde
The Garden of Eden
Standing Ovation
Distorted Hotel
Oneiric Forest
Home
A E S T H E T I C
Halls of Chalk
Archaeology
Lotka Lake
Demoscene
Unrecognized Landscape
Hotel Vymir
The Level Without Form
National Park #474
Inconvenience Store
T.B.R.H
Pit of Despair
The Maze, The Creatures, The Monster
Meet Me At The Moon, My Beloved
Welcome to Hell
Sea of Bones
Scribe's Trauma
Resting Grounds
SENSORY DEPRIVATION
Lost and Forgotten
Belly of the Beast
Kitty's House
Reality Aligned Houses
The Horizon Ascent
Zenith
Island of the Void

And that is Every level in the Backrooms I can name. :)

by pdtd April 9, 2022

Baker Mayfield

The brown streak in your underwear when you haven't wiped properly.

I hate doing my husbands laundry. He always leaves Baker Mayfields in his undies!

by LBKeveryday! December 20, 2015

two backed beast

N. Old literary term for sexual copulation. The most famous being a quote from William Shakespeare's Othello where Iago informs the King that his daughter has been having sex with a black man. Though modern high school students generally assume that making the two back beast is a reference to doing it doggy style the literal meaning in the 15th century was sex face to face or in the missionary position.

"If you tell Momma I was spying on you, then I'll tell her you and Jorge were making the two backed beast."

William Shakespeare. Othello. (1605): Iago: ' I am one, sir, that comes to tell you, your daughter and the Moor are now making-the-beast-with-two-backs .'

by keifermail August 22, 2008