baboon heart

when you squeeze your sack and the balls pop out of the other side really tight and shiny and veiny. often done on bus rides

dang, azmi's baboon heart is so small!

by masturbation procrastination February 1, 2009

Baboon Butt

When you smack your girlfriends ass during sex making it red. Usually gotten while having sex doggy-style. However, Baboon Butt can be gotten any time a female's ass is slapped making it a bright red color.

Dammit, Harold you smacked my ass too hard! You gave me baboon butt, again!

by biff4tuna June 29, 2011

babymoon

(like honeymoon) the period after a woman has a baby, in which time she is free to lie around in her pyjamas for weeks, even months on end.

Mary's baby was born 4 weeks ago, she is having a lovely babymoon, nursing and bleeding like a stuck pig.

by Karen Rani December 2, 2005

Babooned

The new word to replace the tiresome "pissed" "hammered" or plain old "drunk"

jesus christ, your as babooned as george best

by Jonno May 13, 2005

retarded baboon

a moron who just pissed you off

god i hate you retarded baboon!

by darkpixie666 January 17, 2006

Babymoon

When a baby comes out ass first and you see a butt in a vagina.

1-Doctor: Uh oh! The baby is not crowning! Looks like we've got Babymoon!

2-Person: You're doing backwards you stupid Babymoon

by WASWARE March 20, 2011

Baboon

1. The alternative to a monkey (cause you know everyone prefers monkeys over apes)
2. A fat ape with a lot of hair and body odor.
3. Your incredibly annoying brother.

Brother: (smelling his armpits)
You: Ew your such a baboon!!!

by Liviloves December 28, 2015