Definitions by Liviloves

garlic 

a food that vampires find unappealing, although it is healthy for the human soul.

Vampire: What is that stench?
Human: garlic, want some?
Vampire: NO!!!! Garlic will be the death of me

garlic by Liviloves December 28, 2015

Baboon 

1. The alternative to a monkey (cause you know everyone prefers monkeys over apes)
2. A fat ape with a lot of hair and body odor.
3. Your incredibly annoying brother.

Brother: (smelling his armpits)
You: Ew your such a baboon!!!

Baboon by Liviloves December 28, 2015