garlic

a food that vampires find unappealing, although it is healthy for the human soul.

Vampire: What is that stench?
Human: garlic, want some?
Vampire: NO!!!! Garlic will be the death of me

by Liviloves October 29, 2015

Baboon

1. The alternative to a monkey (cause you know everyone prefers monkeys over apes)
2. A fat ape with a lot of hair and body odor.
3. Your incredibly annoying brother.

Brother: (smelling his armpits)
You: Ew your such a baboon!!!

by Liviloves October 29, 2015