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The chance for millennials to prove, even to their unborn children, that they indeed are the center of the universe by going on a vacation before the birth of their child instead of using the money on something more important, such as their child.
This baby isn't going to change us, look, we're just as self-centered as before, we're going on a babymoon! The kid can sleep on a mattress on the floor, it's safer, right?
by FRITGuru February 26, 2019
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portraying police in a positive or helpful light, when in reality they are the violent fascist tools of an authoritarian military state
โ€œThat show is all copaganda. No such thing as a good cop.โ€
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Supplement to the honeymoon and baby shower. Mandatory vacation for both parents before the live birth of a child. Maybe a weekend, maybe a week. Requires the male end of conception to pay for all expenses out of his pocket. Travel, lodging, preferably at a seaside hotel, and gifts (to the mother to be, not the baby,) are an absolute necessity. Eases away the stress and woe of pregnancy.
Preggers Newlywed: I've just found out. A week after the honeymoon, I'm 4 weeks prganant! Can you believe? Time to plan a baby moon!
by dustruffle April 03, 2008
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The period before the baby is born. Like a hunnymoon, because after the baby is born the mother will not get to do the same things due to the responcibilty of having a baby.
The couple took a trip to the casino for their babymoon, because once they had the baby they would not be able to for a long time.
by TonyMichigan June 20, 2007
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A new, douchey, word created by women that refers to a vacation before an expecting child is born. Also can be used to impose loads of guilt on a man forcing them to take their wife/girlfriend on a cheesey couples vacation.
I want a babymoon or I will never spread again!

If we don't go on a babymoon, I will pout and probably shit on the carpet.

My friends all went on a babymoon and they had a blast being douchey as a couple.
by frizzooooo March 31, 2012
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(like honeymoon) the period after a woman has a baby, in which time she is free to lie around in her pyjamas for weeks, even months on end.
Mary's baby was born 4 weeks ago, she is having a lovely babymoon, nursing and bleeding like a stuck pig.
by Karen Rani November 30, 2005
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