breast clap

A breast clap is a noise that can be made when you turn over in bed when you are not wearing a bra, it is the sound of your breasts hitting together like a clap.

"Clap"
"What was that?"
"That was my loose breast clapping together in bed!"

"Oh"
"It sounds like a clap"
"Yes it does"

by RandomRoo September 22, 2013

Breasta Majesta

A term for really big breasts - can be derogatory or complimentary, depending on context. When it is said of a stranger, it tends to be used offensively (generally directed at overweight women); whereas if it is used among friends, it is more commonly an expression of mild jealousy. Guys sometimes would say it to girls who they are hitting on, but the girls don't tend to take it very well. It can also be used by older relatives to embarrass a young teen about their development (awkward)!

"Wow, that lady has a serious case of breasta majesta! Those things could knock out an elephant!"

"My cousin has proper breasta majestas, I'm so jealous..."

"That guy over there told me my boobs were breasta majestas, so I just said he was creepy and walked off."

"Well, aren't you becoming a breasta majesta, just like your dear old Auntie Maud!"

by ironic_meatloaf February 3, 2010

half breaster

a woman who gives the impression that her body is composed of at least 50% breast

Yo check out that half breaster over there, she's like a boob on legs! What did she eat to grow those?

by fishtankheroes September 2, 2011

Dense Breast

Breasts with more supportive tissue (dense breast tissue) are firmer and harder to the touch than are breasts with more fatty tissue (nondense breast tissue). A good balance results in soft, supple, yet firm and perky breasts.

Cancer is harder to detect and more likely to occur in dense breasts.

Sounds weird when used to compliment nice breasts unless referring to perkiness because that would otherwise indicate a hard breast, similar to some augmented breasts.

Background: www.mayoclinic.org

I think you meant perky, not dense breasts when you complimented his/her breasts.

by Pap¡ October 4, 2016

breast wishes

After you text a guy pictures of your titties and ya sign off, breast wishes.

So this chick sent me some titty pics and signed it breast wishes! Awesome!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

Breast Smother

Something all women with huge breasts should do to men.

Emily breast smothered Eddy for a good 45 minutes. He was totally helpless as his face sank deep into her huge juggs.

by Dancing with Fire October 12, 2011

breastmerize

When a man can not think, speak or listen due to being overly enamored with a women's breasts.

If you see a chick with great boobs you say "damn that babe has got me breastmerized"

He was so "breastmerized" he didn't hear a word I was saying.

My new dress "breastmerizes" every guy I see.

by Brittni Lincoln April 29, 2008