SAS (Social Awkwardness Syndrome)

One who is uncontrollably awkward in social situations. This person, in normal everyday life, may seem rather normal, but when thrown into a social situation, the person is suddenly petrified, unable to speak or act in any way that is not completely uncomfortable for all who bear witness. This syndrome is sometimes hereditary, though typically develops in preteen years and lasts through adulthood. Not to be confused with an actual mental handicap.

"The strangest thing has been happening to me lately," said Shauna. "I'll be completely fine one moment, and when I enter a social situation, I suddenly can't act or speak in any way that is not completely uncomfortable and humiliating."

It's not a mental illness, I think you have been struck by the SAS (Social Awkwardness Syndrome)!" Said Susan. "It affects one in every three adults, and targets those who work in corporate settings, especially stock exchanges.

by zoewondrpup March 11, 2011

awkward meep

The awkward meep is used in situations where everyone in a loud room suddenly gets quiet, and starts to look around in awkwardness. A person will then say "meep meep", like a roadrunner saying "beep beep". This will break the tension of the awkward silence in the classroom, and bring happiness and laughter. The peace is restored again.

*loud laughter/conversations in a room*

*few minutes later*.....
..
...
....
*becomes quiet*
guy1: *looks around*
guy2: *looks around*
guy3: *looks around*
guy4: ".... meep meep"

everyone: "LOL AWKWARD MEEP"

*and the peace is restored*

by the meeptastic numba two March 28, 2009

Awkwarded

The process of attempting to walk through a doorway and finding yourself stuck half way.

Geoff was so fat he Awkwarded himself in the toilet door and soiled himself

by Mezga69 March 5, 2010

awkward squid

Much like the awkward turtle, the awkward squid is performed during an awkward moment. It is done by placing the tips of the fingers of the right hand on the back of the left hand. The fingers of the left hand then contract like a squid's tentacles and the hands are brought back together three times.

Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (awkward squid is performed)

by Eric Wu June 2, 2007

awkward sex

When youre having sex with someone who doesn't know what they are doing creating an awkward feeling and regret because you could have done a better job getting off by yourself.

Andrea wished she had just masterbated rather than subject herself to the awkward sex she had with Jeremy because he sucks in bed.

by yourmomsmysexslave August 13, 2009

Awkward chicken

a game where you go up to a group of people and get into thier conversation for as long as you can while making it as awkward as possible until ethier you or them leaves

whats that guy doing he's playing awkward chicken

by shaggy2026 January 16, 2009

Awkward Triangle

A threesome with two guys and a girl.

He was in an awkward triangle yesterday with some slut and his best friend.

by o0jrock0o August 5, 2009