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Dreamy avocado

A word used to describe anything that is goofy or cringe and left in the past. Example: A YouTube channel called dreamy avocado would be considered a goofy and cringe YouTube channel
Person 1 "Look at the dreamy avocado

YouTube channel!"
Person 2 "haha IKR! So goofy"
Person 3 "say that again," *grabs gun* "I dare u"
by Urmommia June 25, 2023
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Apoca-Dance

An apocalypse themed dance.

The basic idea is that the world is coming to an end because of our preconceived notions of gender and sexual identity. The only way to save the world is for every one to throw away their ideas of gender and participate in one epic dance. Participants are encouraged to dress as if they just walked out of the Apocalypse, to cross dress, or to experiment with their own costume ideas.

The idea originated in 2008 when the Gay-Straight Alliance of a small independent school in northwest Ohio wanted to come up with an original idea for a school event that would interest the broader student body. Originally titled "Apoca-Rave", but later changed to "Apoca-Dance" to avoid the negative connotations of drugs and sex attached to the title "Rave".
Are you going to the Apoca-Dance next weekend? I heard it is going to be AWESOME!

Jacob told me he is going to dress as Dr. Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show for the Apoca-Dance, but I think I'm going to stick with my original idea and come as a zombie.

Guys, if we don't all go to the Apoca-Dance, the world is going to end.
by MV2011 January 13, 2011
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Apocalypse Cow

A beast that has been around since the dawn of time. It is the embodiment of all end-of-the-world prophecies past, present, and future. Its "moo" is a siren's call that leads the gullible, stupid, and ignorant to drink the kool-aid of its teats, hypnotizing them to believe that "judgement day" is closer than it actually is. The hypnotized are so certain of such "imminent" doom that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they even try to manufacture such apocalypses.

The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.
Nut: It's May 21, 2011! THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION IS UPON US!!!!

Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.
by Nunuv Yabizness June 21, 2011
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Apocalyshits

A combination of the two terms apocalypse and bullshit.

Apocalyshits refer to all of the so-called "end of the worlds" that were supposed to have happened, but simply turned out to be bullshit.

Hence, apocalyshits.
2800 b.c., 634 b.c., 389 b.c., the 1st century, c.a. 70, the 2nd century, 247, 365, 380, the late 4th century, 500, April 6th, 793, 800, 992, 1000, 1184, 1260, 1306, 1370, February 14, 1420, 1496, c.a. 1504, 1525, April 5, 1534, 1600, 1648, 1694, 1700, 1757, October 14, 1804, August 7, 1847, 1972, 1981, June 28, 1981, September 30, 1989, October 7, 1994, November 17, 1997, 2000, January 16, 2000, February 12, 2006, April 6, 2008, AND May 21, 2011 are only a few of the many, MANY APOCALYSHITS.

I will be laughing my ass off on December 22, 2012. ;D
by JSTK October 14, 2011
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Apocalyshit

Bill: I blew up on the toilet, it was an apocalyshit.
by Monkey Sling Poo October 15, 2011
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apocaloptimist

Someone who knows it's all going to shit, but thinks it will all turn out OK.
There is war, famine, economic collapse, homes being foreclosed, but all this strife makes us stronger and it will all work out in the end, but I'm an apocaloptimist
by Cliff Landin November 12, 2012
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avacadosexual

"What's your sexuality?"
"Avacadosexual"
by Billy Bob Ava March 14, 2017
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