Asshat

One with their head so far up their own ass it could be considered a hat.

Ron: Im the best at everything.

Me: You're a fucking asshat.

by MuffDiver01 September 11, 2009

Assiatu

Assiatu is a beautiful intelligent person and always is a great friend, but get on her nerves she will go all out.

person 1: heard of Assiatu ?

person 2: yeah shes bitchy.

by Booue November 4, 2019

suburban parking asshat

a form of degenerate idiot who pulls into a parallel parking spot front end first, in drive.

Jim: Holy shit, I see a spot!

Mike: Are you going to pull in front end first??

Jim: Yeah man, we are LATE for Steak Night™!

Mike: You, sir, are a suburban parking asshat.

by da ali g August 1, 2006

Asstastic

The opposite of fantastic.

"You really did an asstastic job there, Billy"

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Asstatastic

An activity that you need to do but u don’t want to do it because it sucks ass or it’s boring.

For example this oil change is so asstatastic I don’t want to do it

by D4ve3 December 1, 2022

Asstache

hair on your buttox

did you know that your asstache is connected to your eyes? Pluck one out, and check for yourself

Burnik in tagalog

by The-Deemo December 23, 2009

AssBath

The act of sticking your ass on the bath faucet, so then the water can spill down you spine, into your ass, and then through your ballsack into the bathtub.

John: OMG this AssBath feels so good

Greg: Its also great for cleaning the shit out of your ass

by LolMan March 11, 2012