asitha

Very old person with lot of knowledge.

Everyone becomes Asitha after 80 years old.

by chutte December 31, 2013

toxic assets

Paper purchases made by banks that turn out to have little or no real value.

AIG bank failed because they had 50 billion dollars worth of toxic assets

by f0rTyLeGz January 17, 2009

grown-assity

the state of being a grown ass man.

"I'm a grown-ass man and I can do whatever I want." Even if the grown-assity is some fucked-upped-ness.

by Sthpaw30 August 20, 2011

assid rain

contaminated shit that rains from your ass with possible spicey, stinging and/or staining properties.

The flowers wilted in the bathroom after my assid rain dump.

by sheepyone January 14, 2009

Ass it

To "Ass it" is the unsanitary and disgusting act of not wiping ones bum after a bowel movement. Usually the direct result of being without toilet paper and or proper wiping materials.

I had to "ass it" back home from my boys house yesterday because his broke ass didn't have any toilet paper.

by putzywhatzy September 22, 2013

liquid assets

Any type of alcohol (especially beer and liquor). This term is typically used in social contexts--but definitely not at a highbrow cocktail party. Use this term when you don't want to be blatant about your alcohol consumption (in front of parents, grown-ups, etc) or when you just want to sound fratty.

Teenage kid #1: Hey, dude, are we set for the party tonight?
Kid #2: Yeah, don't worry. My big brother already picked up the liquid assets for us.
Kid #1: Sweet. Thanks.

by urbanite2 May 31, 2010

assetato

it means that you have a potato in your ass that was just pulled out

yo man check this assetato out i got it from your mom

by m0n3ym1k3y October 28, 2006