assmerized

To be completely in awe of a rear end. Can be positive (shapely female booty) to negative (enormous obese caboose).

Yo, man, check out that girl's jeans. I am totally assmerized.

by adzling21 August 18, 2010

Assident

The act of sharting aka shitting in your pants when farting

Dan - "oh damn I just sharted"
Bill - "I know..I could smell that assident from across the room!"

by sbjess December 5, 2012

Assmellond

getting gimped so hard in brawl you use an overused meme in a Shwerpy video

I just got Assmellond

by Haevaof June 10, 2018

Assume

To take a belief or identity or bit of information, whether it's false or fact.

No, he doesn't want you to treat him like a conquering hero if that's not who you really think the guy is. He would rather you let him know what you really think of him without the false optimism, that way he can let you know what he really thinks of you. You'll never know if he can actually handle what you say or do until after you grow the pair of balls you will need to say or do it directly, otherwise you'll have to assume you made him overthink.

by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021

Assimilation

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they become involved in this reproduction ritual to bring young into the world.

Young boy: Daddy, where did I come from?
Father: ASSIMILATION.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they assimilate and kids are born.

by MattsyKun September 28, 2011

Mr. Escamillia's assigments

Bruh bruh bruh these take like 6 hours. I want to die when doing them bruh bruh bruh.

Also, please accept this for the memes?
Pog? Pog.

Mr. Escamillia's assigments are so aids i want to die

by MICABUCKET HYPE October 8, 2020

assametized

A state of hypnosis a man gets into when staring at a womens ass.(especially a very attractive womans)

Man that hot model has me assametized!

by sgrenzow September 1, 2009