Assfat

the dyslexic term for "fat ass"

so a dyslexic person goes to get gas,

and then a random obese guy pulls up in front of said dyslexic person

dyslexic person: ASSFAT!

by Caliberr February 11, 2014

Asif

The person is charming lovely and a good man in all aspect of his life. The true love of his life is with him now he will always be happy with her .

The man every girl willing would've be as asif

by Aka myesha September 2, 2018

assfoonery

Buffonery to the tenth power. Real stupid acts or situations.

"I've experienced nothing but assfoonery babysitting those fucking kids."
"I can't work with Tom and put up with his assfoonery"

by VP December 27, 2007

assface

noun: someone who's ass is on their face; someone who has asses on their face often; a fucktard.

WTF, this assface totally failed to drop the IP when he went Comm. Fucking fucktard.

by ViniRotundo March 31, 2003

assface

when your face is reminiscent to onesbooty.Used in a form of mocking or social conversation. Uncommonly used as a term of endearment.

"i'll never go out with john, hes an assface"

by Clara Jane Sione October 25, 2004

assfagmorgasm

The nick name for someone who you decribe in too many words, so you have to use an acronym. Used for the outrageously inappropriate, but still sorta funny type person. The kind of person that makes you wanna punch him in one minute, but the next he makes you giggle, but only a little, because the next minutes you're in the fighting mood again.

Looking at nick, and thinking, we devised a "nick"name, which ended up being, assfagmorgasm.

by holmmm19 December 26, 2007

assfart sandwhich

When you fart on two pieces of bread and eat it.

"Keaton was hungry so he made himself an assfart sandwhich!"

by Keaton23 April 10, 2009