asshat

When a person gets to a level of agitation that requires the person to tell the agitator to wear their ass as a hat.

Agitator: Hey dipshit! How does it feel to know you're a crack baby!?
Agitated: Go fuck yourself with a cactus asshat!

by Dr. English D. Fuckerupper September 25, 2014

Asshat

A group of politicians is known as an "asshat". The place where they "work"<sic> (Congress, House of Commons, senate, etc) is known as an "asshattery". And what they do is known as "asshattedness".

A large asshat of politicians gathered at the asshattery today to engage in further asshattedness, which resulted in them stealing more taxpayers money.

by KJ71 May 12, 2014

asshat

When a person has exceeded the measurable levels of fucktardal asshatery. Their level of stupidity is clearly noticeable when they enter any room. They clearly have their head neck deep in their own ass.

Jesus Christ, Tom is such an Asshat.

by Scottokelley March 30, 2017

Seesaw Asshat

at a bachelor party at a fine gentleman's establishment, the bachelor is seated in a chair with his back to the pole. two dancers flank him on either side, then both jump up on the pole, facing each other, grabbing each others legs. with their rear-ends positioned directly over his head they rock back and forth in a seesaw motion.

did you see that poor sucker on stage at the diamond cabaret last night? he might be throwing his life away soon, but at least he got the seesaw asshat from the strippers!

by durty dawg July 15, 2009

asshat

An ambiguous "emoticon" seen by some as a heart and others as asshat.

Is this a love letter, or a brush off to an asshat:

---------
Jake,

I guess you know how I feel about what happened last night. See you around!

<3

~Gina

by misinterpreter January 23, 2007

asshat

that little tatto chicks get right above their buttcrack usually called a tramp stamp

did u see taras new asshat i hope she didnt pay alot for it

by douschebaghater June 28, 2009

asshats

1. Absence of any form of political authority.
2. Political disorder and confusion.
3. Absence of government; the state of society where there is no law or supreme power; a state of lawlessness; political confusion.

Asshats is a secret goatse worshipping cult.

by Mer May 29, 2004