assition

When you're in the position behind a girl with an amazing ass.

Guy 1 on cellphone- "Dude, this is a great assition."
"I wish I was there man." -Guy 2 on cellphone

by Dr. Ass September 28, 2013

asstication

The act of eating out someone's butthole.

That chick doesn't like to get head, but she loves her some asstication!

by Riferous October 6, 2013

assitional

assitional: (as • si′• tion • alˊ) Contemporary Am. Eng.; adj.
1. to change seating placement or sitting position; 2. to adjust a seat so one may sit one’s ass down properly

1. Examples: She made a small assitional movement to better conceal her tattoo from public view.; His bum felt much more comfortable after his assitional maneuver.; 2. Example: He gave the chair an assitional turn so his fat buttocks could fit in it more easily.

by B'Doggy-O May 9, 2014

associationship

The grey area between dating and being in a relationship.

Jay and Akansha are in an associationship.

by ToastyRoasting June 22, 2016

awkcation

1 : a period spent away from home or business under awkward circumstances

2 : a presumed respite or vacation that ends up being more awkward than restful.
3 : an awkward vacation

I spent a week long awkcation with my girlfriend and her recently divorced parents.

by Andrew_v2 August 31, 2017

assumtions

For people who don’t know how to spell Assumptions.

Naomii made too many assumtions this week.

by Assumtion February 20, 2018

Asscentionism

When you worship ass, you pray to ass, you believe everything is made of ass, and was created by ass.

I now follow asscentionism and worship ass!

by A55ISTAZTY December 20, 2020