Americans

Uneducated people which don't know geography.

dave is from the UK
jack is from th USA

dave: point at poland.
jack: *points at florida*
dave: you dumb f*ck, that's the US.
jack: why do you know this?
dave: Try again but point at iraq.
jack:*points at florida again*
dave: You f*ckwit, that's the US.
jack: wtf dude.
dave: and this is how americans are uneducated.
TV man: cut.

I only know Americans geography.

by MRVRPOTATO May 11, 2022

americans

Absolute units. Everyone hates em yet everyone wants to be em. We the only people in the world that have it so good, that its bad.

Britfag: I hate the bloody americans so much!!! they all fat slobs!!!
yankfag: Seethe.

by Tibonezone March 9, 2023

Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the as

A phrase used whenever americans can’t see the beauty in something, taken from billy on the street talking about his love for the movie Rattatoullie

Person 1:”I went to the grand canyon with a bunch of americans and they were all on their phones the whole time”

Person 2:”Jesus, Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the ass.”

by sunnyfolina June 17, 2023

Americans

Fat, lazy, shitheads who get everything they want, including diabetes.

Those Americans stole my mothers oil, then he raped her because she stole his McDonalds.

by Bbccuminmedaddynigger December 9, 2023

Americans love the monarchy

Do we? I've never heard that! Ever!

Hym "DO Americans love the monarchy? I don't know, I mean, maybe if you had a hot princess or something but nah... Don't give a fuck about a monarch. I find the insinuation that God would choose anyone other than me insulting! My genes are superior and my intellect is unparalleled! But I'll tell you what: If you get yourselves a hot princess... I will marry her and set the world proper. "

by Hym Iam April 21, 2024

Amerikanets

Russian for Americans, typically used as a dissatisfactory remark against Americans for doing something foolish.

Guy 1: Hello! Where are you from?

Guy 2: I'm from Georgia

Guy 1: Oh cool! How's Tbilisi?

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: You know, the capital of Georgia, Tbilisi.

Guy 2: The capital of Georgia is Atlanta, you retard.

Guy 1: Amerikanets...

by aqua_kun June 26, 2025

Americanus

Someone from the united states. Can be used for both singular and plural, left and right, black and white. See also Amerikill.

Breaking News: After shooting his mom in her sleep, an americanus student opened fire on his middle school class, killing his teacher and 11 of his colleagues.

by Trumpanzee July 1, 2025