Elite Beat Agent

Bunch of badasses that save the world via dancing.

They also time travel.

Elite Beat Agent is a game on the Nintendo DS. It's too cool!

by BerrBelligerent January 17, 2009

Nigger Security Agency

The NSA, or perhaps better known as the "Nigger Security Agency." They are a "secret" government intelligence sector run by a bunch of niggers to de-educate the system and ruin your life. Are you scared?

The Nigger Security Agency hacked my computer, cell phone, and infiltrated my life just like Edward Snowden predicted. They can burn in hell with their compounds, puppets, and mind games.

by M3NTaL33 October 25, 2018

Secret Agent

When your dick is so small that you slip in undetected.

Shelly: Larry totes pulled a secret agent on my butt yesterday.

Amy: What do you mean?

Shelly: His dick is so small that he was able to insert it in my anus without me knowing. I'm all for it when James Bond slips in undetected, but I'm considering rape charges for real.

by RodgerBirthCanal December 14, 2013

Special Agent Fox Mulder

A character from The X-Files(1993-2002).
A paraniod F.B.I. agent who solves crimes dealing with the paranormal or the unexplained with an attractive partner Agent Dana Scully. He has no life and likes to stick pencils to the ceiling.

1) Agent Fox Mulder is one of the most unique characters ever made.
2) Wow, you did a Mulder. ( Meaning you stuck pencils to the ceiling).

by Sarah May 21, 2004

Alen

Hot asf.
Always nice and kind. Good in bed. has a lot of friends and loves them. Many Girls are after alens. Balkan boy

Guy 1: yesterday a guy ,,loved'' me so hard. It was amazing

Guy 2: It was a boy named alen, no?

by Alen17xD January 2, 2017

Agent Smith Syndrome

If you don't like the human race because humans are killing eatch other, destryoing the environment, polluting the seas, wiping out trees and animal species and overpopulating the planet - then you are suffering from the Agent Smith Syndrome.

Agent Smith (Matrix Trilogy) has started the Agent Smith Syndrome. Agent Smith hated seeing humans destroying the world they are living in. Smith hated seeing humans killing eatch other. Smith didn't understand why humans have to define their existence through misery and suffering.

Someone who suffers from Agent Smith Syndrome often says/thinks: "I'm not antisocial. I just don't like humans"

Agent Smith started the Agent Smith Syndrome: "I'd like to share a revelation during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus." (quote: 'Matrix')

by TerranZ July 30, 2007

Agent 47

The main character in the assassination-themed Hitman video game series. An unmistakably enigmatic contract killer, he says little, yet is capable of a lot. Gone through many fatal situations, Agent 47 is often thought of as an end-all figure or angel of death. Dressed up in his black suit and red tie, (as well as also being recognizably bald), he sustains a clean elegance and is revered for his fiber wire skills, weapon marksmanship and high payouts at the termination of his targets. Did I mention he once disarmed a nuclear bomb?

Sneaking up behind the guard, Agent 47 readied his anaesthetic and struck with lightning speed. Taking the uniform off the sleeping guard and hiding the body, Agent 47 continued his mission with a temporary deception to further gain access to his target.

by Smkngmgc June 15, 2004