snatch addict

Snatch Addict-One who is addicted to the vagina. Consumed in the thought of the female sex.
<Snatch> noun - refering to the female genatalia (vulva/vagina)
<Addict> transitive verb - To occupy (oneself) with or involve (oneself) in something habitually or compulsively:

"I love Snatch, I am a Snatch Addict"

by Profane1 May 15, 2006

Forum Addict

These people originate on the Eastern coast of the USA. Often these individuals visit internet forums and post statements that make no sense and are of no relevance to the topic that is being discussed.
They have no control of their disorder and will stop at nothing to get another pointless sentance posted on some forum.

Quentin7234: Why did that guy just post on the forum that his dog doesn't eat sugar free biscuits, when this forum is about Battlefield 2?
Soothie1932: I think that guy is a "Forum Addict", he posts on average 43 times a day on this site and I am yet to see him make any sense.
Quentin7234: Well, I wish he would stop. He makes me uncomfortable.

by Paul Fleming July 13, 2006

static addict

A person addicted to fighting and arguing.A person who thrives on friction and drama.

Johnny can't help himself anymore he is picking fights with everyone he is becoming a real static addict.

by Donnie2Light July 11, 2009

marijuana addiction

A make-believe condition invented by the pharmaceutical industry and the right wing politicians that they lobby and make contributions to.This "condition" was created in an effort to scare people into doing their drugs, which actually are addictive. If the multipurpose cure-all cannibis were decriminalized, the pharmaceutical industry would tank.

Marijuana addiction is crippling our Middle American communities.

by the mutant February 8, 2007

peanut butter addict

Someone who loves peanut butter more than anything else in the world. Will eat any amount of peanut butter to satisfy their crazy craving for the stuff. Similar to a crackhead needing more crack.

Rosa, a peanut butter addict, loved peanut butter so much that she sold her car to buy a life time supply of peanut butter.

by BM1985 July 16, 2008

addiction

If you do anything more times than a frat boy says the word bro a day.

Dude, you've been juggling 12 hours a day for the last month, admit it, you have an addiction.

by antsoeu June 19, 2008

candy addict

A person who has a passion for candy, and craves it constantly. Often these people are bloggers or candy reviewers, but anyone can be a candy addict. Don't be fooled, stay above the influence of candy addicts.

"The candy addict had a collection of sweets tucked away in their car in case of emergencies"

"No wonder Steve got so fat, he's a total candy addict"

by Sue Pirnova June 17, 2008