Acking

To be annoying, exist

Bob was acking when he ate a dinosaur.

by Coolio Kat1234 April 7, 2019

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Assing the Lobster

The sadomasochistic act of inserting a live lobster into one's anus, prior to anal intercourse.

The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.

This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.

"Karen made me play assing the lobster last night. My cock looks like fucking slinky now."

"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...

"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"

by zoidburg_is_not_a_fan September 18, 2019

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Awking

The act of awkwardly walking with someone

Damn bitch we be awking all day because Joey and Nicki didn’t show up.

by AMFAD (all my friends are dead December 6, 2019

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Arking

Arking is a term in which you create something awful. People who “Ark” are usually simps or pedos.

Guys I’m Arking a Minecraft Server!!!

by Pforpunch March 5, 2020

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Askin

Askin is a very rare name.
Askin is a very lazy guy in school even though hes very intelligent.
Every Askin on planet is very hot
He's a rare guy you find, may be retarted but accept him, he's a true friend.
He's always on your side if he knows your not abusing him.
Anyways Askin is so hot and amazing yeah
If an Askin isn't lazy he can be smarter than 80% of the world
Askin i love you your better than lucien

retarted woww
Askin hoho

by SirSpuzure June 1, 2020

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