aaptard

This word officially replaces 'chutiya' in India

Stop behaving like an aaptard.

by madnav May 28, 2014

ASAP as possible

Used by people who do not know that "ASAP" means AS Soon As Possible, although they`ve heard it used many times.

Hey! Can I have my eggs as ASAP as possible? I have a plane to catch!

by Blak Hoody January 31, 2017

ASAP

As Slow As Possible

The word is used when in a tight situation that needs an acronym to express that "hey, you can lag all the way you want".

"Sure. MMORPG is the best way to make time fly ASAP"

by SysStream October 11, 2006

ASAP

ASAP is what an experienced cannabis smoker will tell an amateur smoker when he/she is ripping a bong. ASAP itself will stand for : As Slow As Possible, because at first when you start ripping a bong, you have to start off slow, where many inexperienced smokers pull to hard off the start and waste mass amounts of cannabis.

Carson: (starts rippin hard)

Jonny: NO MAN NO....GO ASAP...ASAP!!!!

by Tommmyyyy January 6, 2008

ASAP

Act swiftly, awesome pachyderm

In the movie "Horton Hears a Who" Horton says ASAP stands for Act swiftly, awesome pachyderm.

A pachyderm is an elephant.

by Cattttttttttt December 19, 2009

Adapta-cool

Someone who is cool in whatever they do. They adapt their skills and make something and themselves cool. If they DJ then they are cool. If they do IT they are cool doing that even Dad jokes are cool. The person is cool whatever they do, they are adapta-cool.

Hey Felix and Willow, your Dad is really adapta-cool, whatever he does he is cool at doing it. Yes, Cassie, all the kids at school say that he is adapta-cool

by OdgIT July 31, 2018

ASAP

As slow as posible, it is the same as, As Soon As Posible

WOW she is going asap.

by Cortnort December 9, 2008