by Notterz February 05, 2007
Someone bought more burgers and fries than they could eat at a drive-thru McDonald's in the boondocks. Thirty miles down the road they tossed the leftovers out the window. The leftovers fermented in the sun and five days later a great big dog wandered by, thought the mess smelled appetising and ate it. The meal played havoc with the dog's nervous system and it went quite wild. The next time a car came by the dog took a flying leap through the windscreen at a relative speed of almost a hundred miles an hour, killing itself and likely the driver and sending the car out of control. The car flipped over four times and lay on the road, subsequently catching fire and burning out. A milk lorry came over the top of the hill and crashed into the mess, and was followed by five or six more vehicles before the authorities got the faintest notion what was going on and partitioned the area off. Shortly afterwards a Boeing 747 carrying, among other things, a few large containers of yellow paint suffered a blowout and had to descend. The paint squirted out of the plane and splashed down on top of the pile-up. A hitch-hiker came by with a camera and thought the whole thing looked intriguing. He took some pictures and downloaded them onto his computer later on. The pictures were Photoshopped to look a little spooky and later printed in this new form on T-shirts. The photographer's girlfriend wore one of these to an art gallery and he photographed her pulling faces and balling her fists while wearing the T-shirt. Later on, these photographs were projected onto a screen in a display room in another gallery and a painter executed a painting of people in the room watching the slide show. Shortly afterwards everyone involved in the production of all this art - the hitchhiker photographer, the girlfriend, the painter, and all - had the good sense to overdose on cocaine at a party and die shortly thereafter, thereby sensibly removing themselves from the means of production and terminating their financial interest in the process. The painting was sold for £300,000 at Sotheby's and artie journalists claimed it was emblematic of the ultimately existentiallistically meaningless search for meaning within the postmodernist aesthetic.
by Fearman March 05, 2008
The predominant style of architecture, interior design etc. in North America and most of Europe during the 1930s.
by Anthony Brancato April 19, 2003
When an artist uploads a lot of pictures onto the internet. Usually the file is very large. It could also a combination of a variety of pictures from different periods of time.
"Tomorrow I'm going to have an art dump!"
by Thejumpylover August 24, 2005
A facist organization who's sole purposes is to make as much money as possible at the expense of the average gamer. They spend most of there free time in small rooms selling the goods they captured from banned wordUltima Online/wordaccounts on ebay.
Hey, i know how we can make money, lets sell in game items to players! We'll be rich! who cares about fair and balanced gaming. If you give us money you can compensate for laziness!
by B-Zor March 06, 2003
by ArtB@be April 13, 2017
any time you are forced through social awkwardness to compliment or purchase art by an artist who you would not have appreciated otherwise.
artist- hey man,would you like to buy this limited edition collage postcard? its just $6. i just made it, y'know, with old national geographics on the ride here. i need money for a bus ticket to get back to idaho.
you- *pause* yeah uhhhhh sure man, thanks alot.
(art holdup)
you- *pause* yeah uhhhhh sure man, thanks alot.
(art holdup)
by anonymousyesyes June 29, 2006