33rd

A calender date that doesn't exsists.

Girl, when you gone do my hair?
Girl, It'll get done on the 33rd, I got shit to do.

by Khadijah George April 24, 2008

Nokia 3310

The Nokia 3310 is clearly better than any smartphone/iPhone that has ever existed. Internet legend says that the Nokia 3310 is used to break down doors, crack open coconuts, self-defence and breaking people's faces during a robbery. The Nokia 3310 is also used in London to stop trains and double-decker buses from colliding. Buying the 3310 (instead of the IP7) can also save you 9 months' worth of fresh chicken, giving you a lot of protein and a lot of strength. Internet Legend also says that it can be used for pleasuring oneself with its vibrating feature.

(1) Sup m8.
(2) Heeeeey! Check out my new iPhone 7 plus
(1) WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I'M DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU.

(2) Wh-what's wrong with that?...

(1)You bought something worth 10 times your grocery bill. DO YOU NOT WANT TO BUY CHICKEN AND FEED, AND PROTECT YOURSELF?! WHY NOT BUY THE NOKIA 3310?!
(2) but it's shiny and it's got cool apps like iMovie...
(1) Son, listen. You need to check the internet more often. The 3310 beats your iPhone in every way. It's surface is harder than the cement that was used to create the Empire State Building!!
(2) but...
(1) Throw it into the trash. NOW.
(2) but mom said...
(1) JUST DO IT !!!
(2) kk

by ThenewURL January 16, 2017

331

A hard working female, usually in law enforcement or public safety. This woman is a BAD ASS. She can do it all!

"Hey, did you see 331 take down that entire drug smuggling operation?"

by tgbhknjlkl; December 28, 2013

33n

The process or state of mind of being extremely intoxicated, preferably using the mind-altering liquids known only as "Lairds", and or "Captain Morgan". Pronounced "ee-n".

Person 1 - "Yo! What happened last night?"
Person 2 - "You were so 33n, you drank a bottle of Captain, took off your pants, then high-jacked a garbage truck."

by Norman Vonlanderpluge October 26, 2011

335#

3, 3, 5, # are the buttons entered into the morpher after a person shouts out, "Let's Rocket!" to change into a Space Ranger.

Andros runs up to the future Power Rangers, "Here, put these on." He sees the cronies getting up, and says, "Alright, Let's Rocket!", enters 335# into the morpher, and they all morph into Space Rangers.

by CanuckKwan November 12, 2011

K. 331

K. 331 is what Mozart's Piano Sonata No.11 is listed as in the Köchel catalogue.

The sonata's last movement(Alla Turca: Allegretto in A minor) is possibly one of the most commonly heard Mozart pieces, comprising of the, then, popular Turkish Rondo

Guy1: "We had to analyse this Classical piece in music today."

Guy2: "Yeah, I heard it was K. 331"

Guy1: "...wuhtuhfuh?"

Guy2: "Mozart's Piano sonata No. 11 = K. 331 in the Köchel catalogue"

Guy1: "Oh yeah, thanks"

by SeiZmik August 17, 2009

33°

Simply put, the highest rank a mason can obtain.

A 33° mason knows and understands who controls the world better than any other person.

by Missouri Mason, January 28, 2007