331 

A hard working female, usually in law enforcement or public safety. This woman is a BAD ASS. She can do it all!

"Hey, did you see 331 take down that entire drug smuggling operation?"

331 by tgbhknjlkl; December 28, 2013

K. 331

K. 331 is what Mozart's Piano Sonata No.11 is listed as in the Köchel catalogue.

The sonata's last movement(Alla Turca: Allegretto in A minor) is possibly one of the most commonly heard Mozart pieces, comprising of the, then, popular Turkish Rondo

Guy1: "We had to analyse this Classical piece in music today."

Guy2: "Yeah, I heard it was K. 331"

Guy1: "...wuhtuhfuh?"

Guy2: "Mozart's Piano sonata No. 11 = K. 331 in the Köchel catalogue"

Guy1: "Oh yeah, thanks"

K. 331 by SeiZmik August 17, 2009

Rule 331 

Children's card games are played on motorcycles. No exceptions.

Hey lets play a childrens card game on motorcycles!
Why on motorcycles?
Rule 331, dude.
o.0

Rule 331 by SamanthaJLionel June 12, 2011

nokia 3310 

the indestructable phone

Kid: Dad, can I get a new phone

Dad: Yes, once your old one is broken

Kid: But I have a Nokia 3310, I can't break it

Dad: Too bad, trololol

nokia 3310 by SomeGuyWithNoLife August 6, 2016

Nokia 3310 

An indestructible device, used as a nuclear weapon. It can survive up to 3 decades on 1% battery also it has its own nuclear reactor. One of the only lethal weapons that don't require a licence. It has a flashlight which you can use to torture people. It can outlive you. You cannot destroy it, it has its own gravity force, you can use it as a pickaxe, axe, shovel, sword and anything else. The vibration feature can be used to cause earthquakes. Also, you can play snake on it.

The Nokia 3310 cannot be used in a sentence. It's just too great.

Nokia 3310 by Chr1s_56 November 3, 2017

331dot 

Yet another loud wikinazi. Known to whitewash other wikinazis. Nothing new. It's Jimmy Wales and his success. Go waste all of your money now!

I know 331dot - said no one.
I trust 331dot - said no one.
331dot is a cool guy - said no one.

331dot by aaamerica September 17, 2023

Nokia 3310 

The Nokia 3310 is clearly better than any smartphone/iPhone that has ever existed. Internet legend says that the Nokia 3310 is used to break down doors, crack open coconuts, self-defence and breaking people's faces during a robbery. The Nokia 3310 is also used in London to stop trains and double-decker buses from colliding. Buying the 3310 (instead of the IP7) can also save you 9 months' worth of fresh chicken, giving you a lot of protein and a lot of strength. Internet Legend also says that it can be used for pleasuring oneself with its vibrating feature.

(1) Sup m8.
(2) Heeeeey! Check out my new iPhone 7 plus
(1) WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I'M DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU.

(2) Wh-what's wrong with that?...

(1)You bought something worth 10 times your grocery bill. DO YOU NOT WANT TO BUY CHICKEN AND FEED, AND PROTECT YOURSELF?! WHY NOT BUY THE NOKIA 3310?!
(2) but it's shiny and it's got cool apps like iMovie...
(1) Son, listen. You need to check the internet more often. The 3310 beats your iPhone in every way. It's surface is harder than the cement that was used to create the Empire State Building!!
(2) but...
(1) Throw it into the trash. NOW.
(2) but mom said...
(1) JUST DO IT !!!
(2) kk

Nokia 3310 by ThenewURL January 16, 2017