331
A hard working female, usually in law enforcement or public safety. This woman is a BAD ASS. She can do it all!
331 by tgbhknjlkl; December 28, 2013
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K. 331
K. 331 is what Mozart's Piano Sonata No.11 is listed as in the Köchel catalogue.
The sonata's last movement(Alla Turca: Allegretto in A minor) is possibly one of the most commonly heard Mozart pieces, comprising of the, then, popular Turkish Rondo
The sonata's last movement(Alla Turca: Allegretto in A minor) is possibly one of the most commonly heard Mozart pieces, comprising of the, then, popular Turkish Rondo
Rule 331
Rule 331 by SamanthaJLionel June 12, 2011
nokia 3310
the indestructable phone
Kid: Dad, can I get a new phone
Dad: Yes, once your old one is broken
Kid: But I have a Nokia 3310, I can't break it
Dad: Too bad, trololol
Dad: Yes, once your old one is broken
Kid: But I have a Nokia 3310, I can't break it
Dad: Too bad, trololol
nokia 3310 by SomeGuyWithNoLife August 6, 2016
Nokia 3310
An indestructible device, used as a nuclear weapon. It can survive up to 3 decades on 1% battery also it has its own nuclear reactor. One of the only lethal weapons that don't require a licence. It has a flashlight which you can use to torture people. It can outlive you. You cannot destroy it, it has its own gravity force, you can use it as a pickaxe, axe, shovel, sword and anything else. The vibration feature can be used to cause earthquakes. Also, you can play snake on it.
Nokia 3310 by Chr1s_56 November 3, 2017
Nokia 3310
The Nokia 3310 is clearly better than any smartphone/iPhone that has ever existed. Internet legend says that the Nokia 3310 is used to break down doors, crack open coconuts, self-defence and breaking people's faces during a robbery. The Nokia 3310 is also used in London to stop trains and double-decker buses from colliding. Buying the 3310 (instead of the IP7) can also save you 9 months' worth of fresh chicken, giving you a lot of protein and a lot of strength. Internet Legend also says that it can be used for pleasuring oneself with its vibrating feature.
(1) Sup m8.
(2) Heeeeey! Check out my new iPhone 7 plus
(1) WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I'M DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU.
(2) Wh-what's wrong with that?...
(1)You bought something worth 10 times your grocery bill. DO YOU NOT WANT TO BUY CHICKEN AND FEED, AND PROTECT YOURSELF?! WHY NOT BUY THE NOKIA 3310?!
(2) but it's shiny and it's got cool apps like iMovie...
(1) Son, listen. You need to check the internet more often. The 3310 beats your iPhone in every way. It's surface is harder than the cement that was used to create the Empire State Building!!
(2) but...
(1) Throw it into the trash. NOW.
(2) but mom said...
(1) JUST DO IT !!!
(2) kk
(2) Heeeeey! Check out my new iPhone 7 plus
(1) WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I'M DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU.
(2) Wh-what's wrong with that?...
(1)You bought something worth 10 times your grocery bill. DO YOU NOT WANT TO BUY CHICKEN AND FEED, AND PROTECT YOURSELF?! WHY NOT BUY THE NOKIA 3310?!
(2) but it's shiny and it's got cool apps like iMovie...
(1) Son, listen. You need to check the internet more often. The 3310 beats your iPhone in every way. It's surface is harder than the cement that was used to create the Empire State Building!!
(2) but...
(1) Throw it into the trash. NOW.
(2) but mom said...
(1) JUST DO IT !!!
(2) kk
Nokia 3310 by ThenewURL January 16, 2017
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