Christopher Medina

The best friend you could ever have. Christopher Medina's make you laugh and smile so much your sides hurt. Although Christopher Medina's are dicks sometimes you can't stay mad at 'em (no matter how hard you try). They'll cheer you up when you're down. Cry with you, laugh with you.

DUDE thats a Christopher Medina, he's so fly.

by DanniPhantom January 8, 2012

Christie Brinkley'd

What is happening when you're being flirted with heavily by a pretty lady while driving on the highway. Ala Chevy Chase in Vacation.

Scored on a scale of 1-10. Extra points if she is a beautiful blonde, or in a red sports car. Full points if it's actually Christie Brinkley.

"Oh man, I was sooo getting Christie Brinkley'd coming home on the Coquihalla! But I lost her in traffic around Kamloops, dang."

by dmcc November 5, 2012

Christian Girl Autumn

When a group of girls is so over the summer heat and can’t wait for it to be pumpkin spice latte drinking, sweater wearing, church going, leggings season.

Girl 1: “OMG it is SO hot outside, I literally can’t even.”

Girl 2: “OMG I know. I can’t wait for it to be sweater season, I’m ready for a Christian Girl Autumn.”

by hotboysummer August 25, 2019

Southfield christian school

The school where rich kids claim to be from the hood

*dancing in front of mirror on snapchat* “I came from the trenches!” but is really from Troy or Bloomfield hills and goes to southfield christian school

by underrated wannabes June 5, 2018

Chris Hemsworth

A man so handsome and alluring he can turn straight men gay and gay women straight just by looking at him.

Steve: “I’m going to marry Chris Hemsworth!l

Jim: “But you’re straight!”

Steve: “Not any more.”

by cloudstorm November 25, 2017

the chris lopez

A sexual act- The chris lopez is when you place a girl on top of your penis while you are laying down flat on your back. you then begin spinning the girl as if she was a basketball. You do all this while fist-pumping with the hand not being used to spin.

-Hey so I heard you're pretty good at basketball.

-Yea, i guess.

-Have you ever tried the chris lopez?

by odenvictjeremysmom April 13, 2011

Chris Dutcher

(Proper Noun) A sexy beast, someone how is always down for a party, drinking, an all around fun person.

Known not to take shit , its pay up or shut up.

Smooth with the ladys, a natural charm, inviting smile , and the best boyfriend you can imagine.

I wish my boyfriend would be a real Chris Dutcher!

by Jealous Girl September 26, 2011