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to have a roo loose in the top paddock 

An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.

Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".

To have a roo loose in the top paddock:

After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.
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half-clapper top cheddar

colby armstrong said it best on OTR, a hockey term meaning a quick slapshot where the stick is lifted half way, almost like a snap shot, with a quick release which sends the puck in the top section of the net over either of the goaltenders shoulders or glove and blocker
Theres Kesler with a half-clapper top cheddar snipe, Canucks lead 1-0
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Guitarist and Bassist had beards, Drummers name was Beard.
Thats alot of beards... ZZ Top
ZZ Top by Kyle Tarrao July 9, 2011

Bender's Top 10

10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass
If you say the A-word, you'll blwo up this planet straight to the H-word!
Bender's Top 10 by dj gs68 July 12, 2003

cupcake top 

Like muffin top, but cuter, less repulsive, or less pronounced.
Jeff: Check out that girl's muffin top!
Matt: It's kinda cute in a way. Like cupcake top.
cupcake top by alsteric January 13, 2009

Flat Top Betty 

A woman with short hair.

Also a song by Paisley Wilde
That woman there is a Flat Top Betty!
Amazing. Awesome. The opposite of rock bottom.
Remember that time Mike didn't know what air top meant so he checked urban dictionary. That was air top!
air top by air top co-creator October 29, 2014