donald trump smoke detector

When your smoke detector's battery gets low, and it makes unwanted tweets all night.
What happened to the smoke detector last night? I kept hearing these stupid little tweets all night long. Oh, the battery is dying, so it became a Donald Trump Smoke Detector.
by Chas501 December 04, 2017
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smoking someone out

To make someone laugh, alot.
Dan: I was smoking someone out last night at the bar, he just would not stop laughing!
Jamie: Shit son!
by /GREEN/ May 23, 2010
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Smoke on the Water Drunk

When someone gets very intoxicated and begins singing the song "Smoke on the Water" by the band Deep Purple.

This can happy in any event where a person who cannot hold their liquor is drinking.

The song is often times sung very loudly and in a manner that ruins fun for any one in the area.
Will: Smoooooooke on the Waaaaaaater!

Pat: He's Smoke on the Water Drunk
by PattyBadFingers March 01, 2010
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smoked his/her salad

instead of toss someones salad, (lick someones ass) it means to kick someones ass
dude didn't you see it? Rob smoked Bills salad last night! really fucked him up man! fuck man he, smoked his/her salad
by catman3126 October 13, 2008
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A very consistent name for the movie.

See, there is an idiom "lock stock and barrel" which means "entirely, from top to bottom".

Also "Lock" is a slang for weed, "Stock" for money, and "barrel" for itself. The major elements in the movie are "copious amounts of ganja", £500,000.00 debt, and two antique shotguns which are used to fight Rory Breaker - who, by the way, is the most cruel and coolest gangster in the world.
It seemed meaningless and lame as a movie name at first, but it all appeared to me when I saw it. It was truely "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels".
by Neverlander February 10, 2009
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blowing smoke up your ass

People who constantly tell you what you WANT to hear ...Feeding someone's ego with constant adoration and commentary. Telling someone everything they want to hear and nothing they need to hear.
seriously. Im not blowing smoke up your ass!!!! you are so pretty. I wish I could be just like you... Your husband/wife is so handsome/pretty..... You have the nicest car.....I wish I had hair just like yours... etc...etc....
by Mizzrey September 13, 2013
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dopest dope ive ever smoked

best weed ever
commonly used towards pineapple express
bro
this shit is the dopest dope ive ever smoked
by n1ckmotherfucker December 23, 2008
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