by Brian Bowden August 13, 2004
Get the Hoe-Jack mug.The biggest simp of them all. Has 7 restraining orders filed against him by some pretty ugly chicks. His moldy micropenis can make any female vomit on sight. He enjoys traps, watching his wife haves sex with black men, and sucking toes.
Is that Jack Sweet? I want to projectile vomit on his neck beard!
Jack Sweet was outside my window the other day. I called the police but they couldn't bear to touch it.
Jack Sweet was outside my window the other day. I called the police but they couldn't bear to touch it.
by BigOrgy1234 January 27, 2020
Get the Jack Sweet mug.n-Jack bag-a military issued sleeping bag that deployed soldiers sleep in and masturbate in before going to sleep at night thinking about their bitch back home or due to the absence of woman. THis sleeping bag can become very foul throughout the course of a deployment. So be weary next time you shop for a used sleeping bag at the Army surplus store.
Friend #1: "Hey if we are going camping I need to borrow a sleeping bag"
Friend #2: "Yeah I have one you can borrow. I slept in this one when I was deployed to Afghanistan"
Friend #1: "FUCK NO!!!! I aint sleepin' in no Jack bag}!!!!"
Friend #2: "Yeah I have one you can borrow. I slept in this one when I was deployed to Afghanistan"
Friend #1: "FUCK NO!!!! I aint sleepin' in no Jack bag}!!!!"
by Nasty Loogy July 9, 2007
Get the Jack bag mug.My Sexay mofo! I've never seen a pirate look so fucking sexy, and have the moves he did while he's drunk.
by Mrs. Sparrow Brandybuck December 28, 2003
Get the Jack Sparrow mug.Jack and Jill is (1) a black preppy clothing brand (2) a very, very old organization founded in the 1930's, for black upper class children, to really network with each other and meet each other through different chapters around the country, and was founded by seven black women.
Most prominent blacks in America have their children enrolled in Jack and Jill because it teaches them about their black identity. Jack and Jillers wear Jack and Jill clothing.
by Mike Varsity December 28, 2005
Get the Jack and Jill mug.After Jane handcuffed John to the bed she preceded to jack him off in order to extract sperm. When he climaxed she put the sperm in a small container, got dressed, and left. John was sperm jacked!
by J-Fad December 15, 2008
Get the sperm jack mug.To grab the hard, erect penis and rub it in a firm motion up and down until it turns red and is towards the point of ejaculation.
I haven't jacked-off in a while. So I'm gonna make up for loss time and jack-off for 18 minutes straight.
by Bentropelex November 23, 2003
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