I ship it 

When you imagine 2 people would be good together in a relationship, so therefore you "ship" them.
"Manny and Elissa? I ship it"

"Drake and Rihanna? I ship it"

I ship it by Sluggg April 22, 2017

I beg your pardon 

When your a polite English gentleman and you can’t say fuck you or what the fuck.

Jeff the left handed homeless man:Wanker

King Sebastian the rich right handed man:I beg your pardon

I beg your pardon by King man of England the 2.5 August 16, 2018

i'd tap that 

A term used to express approval, especially to the point of expressing a person's sex appeal; often used sarcastically

Person 1: Did you see that chick?
Person 2: I'd tap that!

i'd tap that by Merovingian August 16, 2005

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie 

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

I'm High As Fuck 

1.To statement used to describe ones incredibly stoned condition due to massive THC intake from marijuana

"Dude, I'm high as fuck."

I'm High As Fuck by Nick Sasiain January 7, 2008

I'll see you at the crossroads 

A phrase used to lament the fallen, meaning that the speaker will see the person in heaven.

RIP man. I'll see you at the crossroads.

I'll see you at the crossroads by Tossrock July 22, 2006

I don't give two fucks 

Used to put more emphasis that you don't care.

Dan: you know mom will be mad if we're late for dinner but I don't give a fuck
Tom: Well, I don't give two fucks, she makes crappy meatloaf anyway

I don't give two fucks by J'adore UD May 21, 2010