Christmas Crack 

Another name for Great Lakes Christmas Ale because of its crack like characteristics. Unlike traditional brews, it is only offered for 2 months out of the year, thus making people go crazy trying to consume as much as possible. Due to it's alcohol content and smooth rich flavor, often victims of it's use become belligerent, punching walls, kissing the floor, speaking in tongues, and black-out quality memory.

Jay: Dude, did you see Dean over there, he has crazy eyes and I can't understand anything he's saying.
Matt: It's cool. It's the holidays and he has been enjoying alot of Christmas Crack
Jay: Tis the Season

also

You could tell when it is getting close to the end of the Holiday season because its hard to your hands on Christmas Crack

Christmas Crack by citybytheBay November 6, 2009

male crack 

two guys doing cocaine on each others ass crack

yo Aca$h and E-pill were so drunk at the party they did male crack.

male crack by *_** August 3, 2010

amish crack

Amazing donuts from the Rise N Roll bakery in Middleberry Indiana

I really want some Amish Crack for breakfast

amish crack by Biceps McLongDong March 30, 2016

Polack don’t crack 

Polack don’t crack is the Polish version of Blacks don't crack. It means when a Polish person/someone of Polish decent doesn’t seem to age.

Karen is Polish and looks in her 30s when she’s nearly 50!! Wow polack don’t crack!!

Polack don’t crack by Jeanyevill July 28, 2019

fanfic crack 

A story plot, idea, or character pairing that is so insane or stupid that it could only make sense while on drugs.

SUMMERY: The whole Harry Potter gang are strippers in a New York club! Ron/Hagrid. Harry/Bellatrix LeStrange. Crack plot, crack pairings.

"Hey! I just wrote a Misa/Mello story!"
"Sounds like fanfic crack to me."

fanfic crack by AliceInCyberLand July 2, 2008

Blacks don't crack 

The skin of African Americans does not wrinkle and show age as much as individuals from other ethnic bathgrounds.

"Damn, Denzel is in his 50s! He doesn't look that old."
"Yeah, that's because blacks don't crack."

Blacks don't crack by TworkFan February 2, 2006

Boob Crack

Basically just cleaveage. like a buttcrack only in the front and on your chest formed from 2 large boobs pressed together.

"A slippery coconut noodle just slid down my boob crack!"

"wow, she is showing a lot of boob crack"

"my dang titties are too small for me to have a boob crack"

person a: what are you staring at?
person b: your amazing boob crack!

Boob crack: a great place to carry a cell phone.

Boob Crack by Harrison's Girl July 10, 2012