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James Browning

James browning is a one of a kind character, always the life of the party throwing down his best dance moves on the floor to impress the sexiest bitches around. Will NEVER say no to a shot of liquor and will ALWAYS end up naked by the end of the night not knowing what the hell is going on and tending to not cover himself infront of strangers. Has great conversations and is always a nice person to talk to, but beware afdter a few too many patrone shots he begins to speak in a Russian Monalaugue which is a mix of several languages but mostly Russian. You can spot a James Browning driveing a charcole colored "RIG" while listening to Lil Wayne most likely drinking a madress or forty ounce old english. But beware if you are drunk and he tries to convince you he is sober and good to drive do not believe him... Ever... Also do not i repeat do not get on his bad side while he is intoxicated because he tends to destroy things/ girls houses that are supposed to sell the night after the party.
" hey james what are you doing tonight" "im blacking out, im james browning, wanna come with? we can take my RIG"
by Brock Sampson III October 26, 2012
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Brown Sausage

When a man or women or man and man are having anal sex and during the anal penetration, the women or other man shits onto the penis.
I was having anal with Janice and she gave me a brown sausage!
by knolller938 July 22, 2012
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Brown Python

The act of defecating into a condom, freezing it, then using said frozen defecation as a dildo.

Where one craps into a condom, sticks it in the freezer and then later uses it for sexual purposes.

A last ditch resort for a woman who finds herself without a dildo.
"I couldn't find any batteries for my vibrator, so I had to make a brown python instead."
by kasairashi August 21, 2011
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brown glacier

When you give a girl a cleveland steamer, and she mashes it all up between her breasts.
She turned my cleveland steamer into a brown glacier. it was so hot.
by plasticus April 28, 2004
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brown clown

To excrete feces onto another person's nose. Sometimes a strange fetish act. If the defecator has liqueous feces, the act is called chunky soup.
I popped a nugget right on Tammy's nose, it was quite an exquisite brown clown.
by P. Lucho August 9, 2004
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cleveland brown

Similar to a dirty sanchez, only, after anal sex, you smear the poo under each eye,thus resembling a football player.
Last night I tackled my girlfriend below the 10 yard line, turned her tight end into a wide reciever and penalized her with a Cleveland Brown..
She promptly retaliated by sacking my quarterback (penis).
by Fulltime667 December 18, 2004
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Brown Frown

Brown Frown is a term often used to describe marijauna with very little potency. Marijauna considerded to be "brown frown" also happens to have a brownish hue. Hence the name, "brown frown."
This shit is some brown frown, man. I'm not even sure it's real weed.
by capmasta April 18, 2011
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